Well, is it? On this episode of Cinema Royale, Travis Hopson is joined by Joblo.com‘s Chris Bumbray and film critic Cortland Jacoby to compare SPIDER-MAN: NO WAY HOME to the webhead’s other movies.
Plus, reviews of Steven Spielberg’s WEST SIDE STORY, complete with shade towards Ansel Elgort, and we argue over Adam McKay’s star-studded DON’T LOOK UP!
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The blue pill or the red pill? Which will you choose? We’re happy to offer our DC readers the chance to attend tomorrow’s free early screening of The Matrix Resurrections! The film sees the return of director Lana Wachowski plus stars Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss!
SYNOPSIS: From visionary filmmaker Lana Wachowski comes “The Matrix Resurrections,” the long-awaited fourth film in the groundbreaking franchise that redefined a genre. The new film reunites original stars Keanu Reeves and Carrie-Anne Moss in the iconic roles they made famous, Neo and Trinity.
The screening takes place tomorrow, December 20th, at 7:00pm at Regal Majestic in Silver Spring. If you’d like to attend, simply go to the Warner Bros. ticketing site here. Please remember all screenings are first come first served and you’ll need to arrive early to ensure seating. Enjoy the show!
The Matrix Resurrections opens December 22nd in theaters and HBO Max.
Could we be looking at the next box office juggernaut to join the ranks of Avengers: Endgame, Avatar, and Titanic? Spider-Man: No Way Home just scored the third biggest domestic debut ever with $253M, ahead of Star Wars: The Force Awakens‘ $247M. And that’s just part of the story, as the film also scored the third-largerst worldwide opening haul ever with $587M. Oh, this is also the biggest opening EVER for Sony Pictures. Think about that. And all of this was done without the benefit of the Chinese market, which is pretty incredible. This is a rare achievement for other reasons that venture into spoiler territory. But let’s just say that other franchises have used the same conceit as Spider-Man 4 in regards to paying homage to previous versions of a character. However, none have done it with the same level of fan excitement as this. The only downside? Numbers like these mean no other films did shit this week.
Despite really strong reviews and a wealth of star power on both sides of the camera, Guillermo Del Toro’s film noir remake Nightmare Alley had just $2.9M this weekend. Ouch. The film boasts the talents of Bradley Cooper, Cate Blanchett, Rooney Mara, and more, but none of that mattered against the Spider-Man behemoth. Willem Dafoe is probably having mixed emotions right now.
Following Spider-Man: Far from Home, fans went on a momentary freak-out when Sony and Disney had their very-public split, leaving them unsure if they’d see Tom Holland as Petre Parker ever again. Neither studio liked the backlash they received during that time, and we would come to learn that Holland played a big role in getting the two sides back together. And now with No Way Home in theaters and receiving some of the best reviews from fans and critics alike, Kevin Feige is getting in front of any questions regarding the future of Spider-Man.
Speaking with New York Times, Feige reassured any fans worried Spider-Man in the MCU that a fourth movie is being discussed right now, so no need to panic!
“Amy and I and Disney and Sony are talking about – yes, we’re actively beginning to develop where the story heads next, which I only say outright because I don’t want fans to go through any separation trauma like what happened after ‘Far From Home,'” Feige confirmed. “That will not be occurring this time.”
Sony producer Amy Pascal chimed in, and said that the film’s conclusion (which I won’t spoil here!) is the starting point for where the next story goes…
“At the end of the movie we just made, you see Spider-Man make a momentous decision, one that you’ve never seen him make before. It’s a sacrifice. And that gives us a lot to work with for the next film.”
It’ll be interesting to see what happens next with Holland. He’s said that any deal between Sony and Disney is pretty informal, but I would guess he’ll return for at least one more Spider-Man movie. Maybe to pass the torch to someone else? And what about director Jon Watts? He’s got a Fantastic Four film coming up so probably won’t return. And what about some of the Spidey supporting cast that we’ve loved for years? Are they done, as well?
It’s 2086 and Kal (Kalipha Touray) is the last person on Earth in Last Words. It wasn’t always this way. As recently as two years before he was wandering through a rundown Paris with his pregnant sister. Kal was raised with nothing – no parents, schooling, or real future to look forward to. He had his sister, and that was about it. Until one day, he doesn’t anymore – and life is no longer worth living. Yet he couldn’t end it, for some reason.
Then he stumbles upon Shakespeare (Nick Nolte). Shakespeare is from Los Angeles and used to be in the film business. That is until the shit hit the fan and he took his family overseas. Seeing how he’s living alone in the basement of a building spooning a movie projector, that didn’t end well either. Shakespeare introduces Kal to film and he’s immediately enthralled. Shakespeare has built a projector that is powered by peddling a stationary bike since electricity is a thing of the past. The unlikely pair ends up bonding over film. Shakespeare provides Kal with what he needs to build the last camera to capture the end.
Before long the men set off together to find others to share their love of film with. They stumble upon a community of about 400 who welcome them in. The self-proclaimed leader is Zyberski (Stellan Skarsgard) who is also the doctor. Batlk (Charlotte Rampling) who takes a particular interest in Kal. Then there’s Dima (Alba Rohrwacher) who Kal takes a particular interest in. Kal becomes the resident cinephile. Not only does he share old films Shakespeare has given him with the group, but he goes around filming his own. He tries to capture everyone’s stories – with some more willing to indulge him than others.
Jonathan Nossiter wrote and directed Last Words. The film is based off Santiago Amigorena’s novel Mes Derniers Mots (translated to My Last Words). Last Words explores humanity from the end. The brink of extinction and all comforts stripped away. Nossiter includes interesting touches about common societal standards (well pre pandemic) like handshakes that we take for granted. Last Words explores the power of film and entertainment. How something as simple as getting together to play a movie can bring everyone together. How it can provide laughter in a desolate world. One of the film’s successes was the world itself. Nossiter is able to build a realistic post-apocalyptic world. The settings are all believable and help draw the viewer in. Nossiter uses flashbacks to help move the narrative forward and give us a glimpse at certain character’s pasts. However, these looks are simply not enough.
One of the main issues in Last Words is the lack of character development. It is extremely difficult to feel connected to any of the characters. This lack of connection leads to an apathy surrounding what happens to them. Kal begins the film by telling the audience that he has “no one left to tell stories to.” Even if he did, he has “nothing to say.” There were times during the over two-hour runtime that I found myself wishing that were true. The interesting premise established at the beginning of the film slowly fades. A majority of Last Words is mundane and repeats itself. Kal’s opening narrative makes it clear that a happy ending isn’t coming. Unfortunately, the expected climax as to why never comes. A combination of characters you aren’t invested in, a dragged-out narrative, and an underwhelming climax result in Last Words being one to skip.
Love is Love is Love is the latest feature film from award-winning director Eleanor Coppola (Paris Can Wait, Hearts of Darkness: A Filmmaker’s Apocalypse), produced by Anahid Nazarian (Tetro, Youth Without Youth), and is an American Zoetrop production. It premiered at the 2020 Deauville Film Festival and was also an official 2020 Tribeca Film Festival selection.The film tells three stories that explore love, commitment, and loyalty between couples and friends. Throughout all three stories, Coppola explores and attempts to utilize naturalistic ease to find the heart of the deepest friendships and romances. Although good intentions were the driving force behind this film, it missed the turn toward realism and sense.
In the film’s first story ‘Two for Dinner’, a married couple (Joanne Whalley and Chris Messina) find an unconventional way to transcend long distance through technology. We’re placed right in the middle of a husband and wife who’s relationship is spent more apart than together. They are getting ready, while chatting through a zoom-like call to continuing their “date” at restaurants closest to their choice (given the separate locations). They chat like they are total strangers who have absolutely zero in common. Given the mood and unexciting conversation it’s clear that this is a relationship in trouble. Their connection comes across facade and staged but neither one of them are physically or emotionally invested in each other anymore. It’s not long before, despite the terrible script writing and blah performances, that the ugly truth eventually reveals itself.
The second story, “Sailing Lesson”, is about a long married (Kathy Baker and Marshall Bell) couple who act more like geriatric lovers than an actual couple. The tone and choice of words used between the two present a confusion and questions as to what the hell is actually going on with them. The husband calls her up and casually drops the line that he wants a girlfriend like, it’s as simple as ordering food. He explains that she’s so busy with her retirement book club, garden club, etc kind of life and he wants some chic to sit by his side to do the things he wants like, sailing. She kindly reminds him that it’s not that she doesn’t want to be by his side but that sailing makes her seasick. However, she’s willing to suck it and deal with it because she loves her man. Sounds great until you get to know him a bit more while they’re sailing. In my opinion, he’s an old grumpy ass who still thinks he’s in his 20’s and needs a lot more help than he’ll ever really admit. I DESPISE the notion that once a woman becomes an “old wife” that she can literally be threatened with divorce or watch her spouse entertain side pieces because of milestones changes in life/marriage that doesn’t satisfy their “hanging on to past life” needs any more. I know it happens and it’s more common than most care to admit but, damn! I’m willing to compromise but if it’s like that, best of luck to ya. Boy Bye! To each their own but, this story was incredibly cringe and it frustrated the hell out me.
The final story in Love is Love is Love is called “Late Lunch”. A young woman (Maya Kazan) who recently lost her mother, gathers together a group of her mother’s friends (including Cybill Shepherd, Rosanna Arquette, and Rita Wilson) to share memories. It’s the longest of the three stories and it’s expressed awkwardly. For the memories and experiences shared at the table, especially of women, there was no raw emotion. Shocking secrets are revealed but no gasps. Jokes had forced laughs and it felt that each woman was placed to cover feminine & social issues that plague a woman’s livelihood. The third story comes across like a long winded commercial or fundraising campaign just for women. The one aspect that I enjoyed about this story is that this young woman was able to piece together memories of her mother’s life, childhood adolescents to her recent and sudden death, and gain knowledge that would help answer some questions about some changes in her own life. She may have lost her mother but she gained some new insight into her past life as well as friends who can help fill in when she needs the help. I tried to find ways to enjoy this film but it really didn’t do it for me. I couldn’t wait for it to be over. If it’s your kind of film, go for it but it’s a definite no from me.
Love is Love is Love is currently out on VOD as of December 14th.
So, if you’ve been paying attention to movie/celebrity news recently, you’ll find that Johnny Depp’s name has been all over the place. The release of the third Fantastic Beasts film in 2022 has caused quite a stir of Depp being replaced with Mads Mikkelsen. In other news, Depp has been slowly gaining favor to rightfully defend his name and reputation. Ex-wife Amber Heard, who slyly rode on the coattails of the ‘Me Too’ movement, (in my opinion, falsely) accused and slandered Depp as a domestic abuser. These alleged accusations have caused a plethora of bullshit including, him being blacklisted in Hollywood. Meanwhile, her life goes on as Depp is left trying to mend the pieces of the life he’s worked his ass off to achieve.
Aside from being replaced in the Fantastic Beast series, Depp was also fired from the Disney, Pirates of the Caribbean film franchise. The most recent film, Minamata, inspired by a true story, was also prevented from being released. That is until Iervolino & Lady Bacardi Entertainment (ILBE), Andrea Iervolino and Monika Bacardi’s public entertainment company, who’s listed on the AIM Italia market of the Italian Stock Exchange, announced that they have acquired North American distribution rights for the film. ILBE has partnered with Samuel Goldwyn Films to release Minamataintheaters beginning December 15, with plans to expand into 2022.
Minamata is an inspirational and timely drama directed by artist Andrew Levitas (Lullaby) and written by David K. Kessler, Stephen Deuters, Jason Forman, as well as Levitas himself. From Hanway Films, Minamata received its World Premiere as a Berlinale Special Gala as part of the Berlin International Film Festival 2020. The movie has opened internationally and has been warmly received, most notably in Japan where the film has been lauded by audiences and critics alike and has already garnered awards nominations.
Johnny Depp brilliantly stars as the celebrated and world renowned, American (B & W) war/humanitarian photojournalist W(illiam) Eugene Smith. His inspirational work was primarily published from the 1940s through the 1970s in Life Magazine (NYC) and the Magnum Photo agency based out of Pittsburg, PA. His major photo essays (prior to his work in Minamata, Japan) includes striking war images from WWII, the incredible visionary works of The Country Doctor (taken in Kremmling, Colorado), Albert Schweitzer (taken in West Africa), and the seductive Jazz Loft Project images (taken in is Midtown Manhattan loft from 1957 to 1965). Smith has been described as “perhaps the single most important American photographer in the development of the editorial photo essay.”
Minamata takes place in 1971 where we find Smith at his east coast residence, living as a recluse and disconnected from the world he once shot. He is 100% invested into his work when he’s not consuming copious amounts of alcohol to satisfy his hunger and suffering severe flashbacks of war images that are in itself, photographically imprinted into his mind and soul. He is visited by the impassioned Japanese translator, Alileen (Minami) who is encouraged by her local villagers to enlist Smith’s help to expose the toxic waste being dumped into their water supply. Eugene (Depp) basically kicks the doors down to the office of Life Magazine editor, Robert Hayes (Bill Nighy) and demands to cover the story. Given that Hayes hasn’t had a popular cover story in the time since taking his position at Life, he goes against the rocky relationship between the two and grants Smith permission.
Eugene travels to the Japanese coastal city of Minamata, and discovers that the residents have been ravaged by mercury poisoning from decades of gross negligence by the country’s Chisso Corporation. A major industrial corporation run by Junichi Nojima (Jun Kunimura) who does his best to bury the stories and chalk the locals up as weak and poor. Mitsuo Yamazaki (Hiroyuki Sanada) leads and recruits more locals in the fight against the toxic waste dump of the Chisso Corporation. More and more people turn up as does the heat between Smith, the locals, and the Chisso Corporation that can’t be disregarded any longer. Smith’s most powerful image comes from a mother and her child who’ve been severely affected by the mercury poisoning. A stunning black and white photograph captured in a traditional Japanese bath house titled, Tomoko in Her Bath, Minamata, Japan, 1972.
Courtesy of Smithsonian American Art Museum
Minamata is shot in a classic Sepia tone reminiscent of the 1970s film and tv era. The musical soundtrack teeters from American rock and jazz to hauntingly beautiful Japanese orchestration. The landscape imagery for this film is simply meaningful and gorgeous. Depp’s character can be seen secretly photographing the horrific images of infected people condemned to hospital beds to the director’s camera panning toward the local fisherman. The sun is on the rise as they grab their baskets to catch the country’s primary and poisoned food source for the day. A grandmother teaches her child to scale a fish as a giant pipe unloads tainted waste into their water supply. Depp gives his all but is missing a key element to Eugene Smith’s portrayal. Smith is a man who’s seen the catastrophic events of war and humanitarianism. Those experiences for any kind of person will leave a mass of darkness that consumes and dictates the process of emotions. A double duty feature that delicately balances the art of taking photographs and being a human intertwined in the chaos of war.
Although he dove into his Hunter S. Thompson box of experience when it came to addiction consumption, Depp lacks the dark and elemental torture embedded into Smith’s soul. Depp is not a man of darkness but he does understand pain and pouring everything he has into a role he sincerely admires. You’ll love him even at his character’s most dick-ish but brutally honest and highly respectable moments. Overall, the film is well put together and is completely relevant to the same shit that’s still going on to this day. Only, it’s not just small towns here and there anymore; it’s a global, multi-conglomerate, and highly politically driven force that is literally polluting everywhere. Minamata is a captivating film about environmental and mental transcendence filled with ingenuity and artistic revelation. A must see for sure.
Minamata has released in theaters December 15th and will expand into 2022.
When Warner Bros. announced that both Batgirl and Blue Beetle films would be relegated to HBO Max exclusive releases, they took a little bit of heat. Why would these teenage takes, one featuring a rare instance of a Mexican-American superhero, not be on the big screen? Well, in the case of Blue Beetle that has now changed, and the character will make his DCEU debut in theaters.
Variety reports Blue Beetle will have its debut on August 18th 2023 in theaters, and not streaming on HBO Max as originally planned. So far there are no updates on the status of Batgirl and if its release strategy has changed, as well.
Starring as Jaime Reyes aka Blue Beetle is Cobra Kai actor Xolo Maridueña, with Charm City Kings‘ Angel Manuel Soto directing.
For most DC Comics fans, Ted Kord is the Blue Beetle they know best as he was around the longest. Reyes was introduced following Kord’s death during the 2006 Infinite Crisis event. He is a teen gifted with an alien scarab that provides him a suit of extraterrestrial armor. He’s also close friends with the hero Booster Gold, who used to be Kord’s best pal and teammate, and I wouldn’t be surprised if we see Booster show up in the DCEU soon, too. Those rumors have going around for years, anywa.
They say there’s no greater zealot than a convert. In Lauren Hadaway’s impressively intense rowing drama The Novice, Isabelle Fuhrman plays Alex Dall, a college freshman striving to make the university team. But Alex doesn’t give off team player vibes; far from it. She’s giving off serious loner vibes but soon becomes obsessed with the physical and emotional demands of the sport.
Hadaway, who served as a sound editor on Damien Chazelle’s Whiplash, knows a thing or two about the compulsion to be the best. The interesting thing about Alex is that her aspirations aren’t quite as large. She strives to be good enough to make the varsity squad, even though she’s not as physically gifted as some of the other girls. Academically, Alex pushes herself just as far in her physics studies, sometimes taking tests multiple times just to get it right. This isn’t one of those movies where the educational side gives way to the athletic.
Instead, it’s the human part of Alex that seems to die along the way. She’s like a robot or a doll, and the grueling demand she puts her body under is all just another experience for her. The same goes for Alex’s social life, which finds her experimenting with different relationships. In an early scene, she hits a party and has a lame one-night-stand fuck with a frat boy. At first we think she’s just blowing off steam, but it’s not that. Alex has a frenemy, Jamie (CODA actress Amy Forsyth), who she keeps around seemingly because it’s good to keep your rivals close. In another subplot that could’ve been developed more, Alex has a sexual relationship with her T.A., Dani (Dilone), also because it just seems like something she wanted to try out.
Hadaway’s bold, confident direction matches Alex’s obsessive drive, utilizing a variety of techniques to show the extreme toll she’s putting on her body and the mental fragmentation it causes. An increasingly pulsating score amplifies the tension, setting a Darren Aronofsky-like mood, putting it in the same heightened state as The Wrestler or Black Swan. Fuhrman puts herself through the paces, as well. This is the best role she’s had since Orphan, and that was a very long time ago. The physical challenges just to get acquainted with this demanding character must have been unreal, but Fuhrman more than lives up to it.
The Novice doesn’t go far enough in attempting to explain who Alex is, and that lacking leaves her an unsympathetic figure. But she’s far from an uninteresting one. Anyone who is willing to break themselves in so many ways is worth getting into the boat with and seeing if they can make it across the finish line.
IFC Films has released The Novice into select theaters and digital today.
I love a good vigilante movie, especially when the vigilante is trying to make up for a tragic, violent past. You know who else likes them? Adrien Brody, and his new movie Clean, which he stars in, produced, composed, and co-wrote, is a passion project that is on the way next month.
Brody, with his fresh beard, dark eyes, and, moody disposition, plays a simple garbage man trying to live a clean life. But all of his attempts to do good are met, the way they always are in movies, with bad intentions.
The script, which Brody co-wrote with his Bullet Head director Paul Solet, is full of classic/cliche “mysterious past” dialogue like this, and I absolutely love it…
“I’ve got blood on my hands, no matter how hard I try. I can’t wash away the past.”
Also in the cast are RZA, Glenn Fleshler, Richie Merritt, Chandler Air-DuPont, Mykelti Williamson, Michelle Wilson, and John Bianco.
Clean opens in theaters and VOD on January 28th 2022.
Tormented by a past life, garbage man Clean (Adrien Brody) attempts a life of quiet redemption. But when his good intentions mark him a target of local crime boss (Glenn Fleshler),
Clean is forced to reconcile with the violence of his past.