Category: Jake
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Review: ‘The Voices’
An Average Supernatural Horror That Is More Bark Than Bite
Lilly (Valerie Jane Parker) has had to deal with quite the hardships throughout her life. At a young age, Lilly (Chloe Romanski) was blinded from an auto accident that killed her mother. She can see some shades of blurry colors, but her sight is almost completely gone. Lilly was taken in by her aunt Becca…
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Review: ‘The Oak Room’
A Slow Burn Thriller That Is More Slow Than Thriller
Paul (Peter Outerbridge) was closing down his bar one snowy Canadian night when he gets quite the surprise in The Oak Room. A masked stranger enters in from the cold, near blizzard, outside. Before Paul gets a chance to bash his head in for causing trouble, Steve (RJ Mitte) takes off the mask. That leads…
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Review: ‘Enhanced’
A Run-Of-The-Mill Sci-Fi Action Flick From Former Stuntman/Fight Choreographer James Mark
George Shepherd (George Tchortov) is a sergeant of a team working for a secret military project in Enhanced. There are mutants living amongst ordinary people and Shepherd and his team have been tasked with containing and incarcerating them. The goal is to protect the public as well as the mutants and avoid death on either…
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Review: ‘Shoplifters Of The World’
Joe Manganiello And Ellar Coltrane Star In A Disappointing Tribute To The Smiths And Their Fans
The influence of music varies from person to person. Whether it be that one song that touches you or a group/artist you can’t get out of your head. For Cleo (Helena Howard) that connection was with The Smiths in Shoplifters of the World. Yup The Smiths – the English rock band out of Manchester who…
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Review: ‘City Of Lies’
Not Even Forest Whitaker And Johnny Depp Can Salvage This Long-Awaited Crime Drama On The Death Of Notorious B.I.G.
The 1997 murder of Christopher Wallace, aka The Notorious B.I.G., remains unsolved nearly twenty-five years later. Many wonder how it is possible that no one has been held responsible for one of the most influential rappers of all time being gunned down. City of Lies explores the murder through the eyes of Russell Poole (Johnny…
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Review: ‘Happily’
No Relationship Is Perfect In Jack Black-Produced Dark Comedy Starring Joel McHale & Kerry Bishé
You never really know what people think about you, even your closest friends. Janet (Kerry Bishé) and Tom (Joel McHale) find that out the hard way in Happily. A married couple of 14 years, the two still act like newlyweds. They sneak away at parties to fool around, they never fight, and they seem happy.…
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Review: ‘Slaxx’
Shudder’s Newest Haunted Pants Horror-Comedy Fits Just Right
Shudder is back at it with its newest horror-comedy Slaxx. Libby (Romane Denis) finally has landed her dream job at the hottest clothing store in town – CCC. Libby figures If she’s going to be spending all her money there anyways, might as well get the employee discount. CCC is about to change the game…