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Review: ‘Izzy Gets The F*ck Across Town’, Mackenzie Davis Goes On A Not-So-Epic Journey

It should come as no surprise Mackenzie Davis is the best thing about Izzy Gets the F*ck Across Town, a lopsided, punk rock road trip movie without much road. She’s a rockstar; has been since her breakout in Drake Doremus’ Breathe In, and has brought an edgy, indie street cred to everything she’s in, including her more mainstream stuff like Blade Runner 2049 and Tully. And she’s a perfect fit as the frazzled, desperate Izzy, making a stained caterer’s jacket look like high fashion. But the one-note film with all of its amateurish aesthetic flourishes by director Christian Papierniak don’t do her any favors.

Only Davis could make someone like Izzy likable. She’s selfish, self-destructive, unhappy, and generally a jerk. An aspiring rocker who had a Spotify hit years ago, that dream went kaput went the band with her sister (Carrie Coon) broke up. Izzy hasn’t worked much since and has basically ping-ponged through life. We meet her already at a low ebb, waking up naked in a stranger’s (Lakeith Stanfield, in his most random role ever) bed with no idea how she got there. Throwing on her stained work clothes from the night before she embarks on a quest to get from Santa Monica to Los Feliz to break up her ex-boyfriend Roger’s (Alex Russell) engagement to her former best friend. Not exactly a cross-country journey. Take the bus, yo. But it proves to be quite the epic odyssey full of wacky characters, scrambled life lessons, and multiple modes of transport.

Papierniak keeps details about Izzy at bay; we know nothing of her past, only her chaotic present and undoubtedly destructive future. What we learn about her is that she’s a perpetual bull in a china shop, steamrolling through life and whoever gets in the way. She seems to know a lot of people but none of them appear to be friends. There’s the auto mechanic (Brandon T. Jackson) who has been working on her car for weeks with no end in sight; there’s the oddball (Haley Joel Osment) she does odd jobs for to get paid; plus her married and pregnant “friend” Casey (Meghan Lennox) who kicks Izzy out of the house for overstaying her welcome. These encounters, along with a couple of other incidental diversions fill in the blanks a little bit. Izz’s got problems, and as Casey suggests maybe this plan to get back together with Roger isn’t such a good idea. Clearly things with him weren’t great, and Izzy’s rose-colored glasses about the relationship may have scuff marks. She doesn’t treat any of the people she meets particularly well, either insulting them, cussing them out, blowing smoke in their face, or worse. And yet…well, Mackenzie Davis. She sands down some of Izzy’s rough edges and shows just enough vulnerability that we want to root for her, despite our gut telling us she doesn’t really deserve it. She doesn’t seem to believe in much except it’s her destiny to get to this engagement party and blow up the spot.

Left on its own, this might have been an off-kilter, art house version of the “one wild night” scenario, in which a character bounces from one misadventure to the next over the course of a few hours. Those movies are always fun, and Davis proves she’d be great in one. Maybe bring along Carrie Coon and make it a duo? The two share a bizarre but captivating duet that is undoubtedly the film’s emotional highlight. You hope it’s a springboard to Izzy learning a few things and growing as a character because that is sort of the point of a road trip movie, for characters to progress. But Papierniak’s disappointing and sudden conclusion leaves one to think Izzy is as screwed up as when the journey began. And maybe that’s why the director papers over so much of the film with needless window dressing: dream sequences and subtitled chapter breaks that look cool but add nothing to whether Izzy gets the f**k across town or not.

Rating: 2.5 out of 5

Joe Lynch To Direct Anthony Mackie And Frank Grillo In Remake ‘Point Blank’

It’s a reunion of MCU supporting players as Anthony “Falcon” Mackie and Frank “Crossbones” Grillo are teaming up on Point Blank, a Netflix action flick with a generic title that might end up being pretty great.

Point Blank will be directed by Joe Lynch, best known for killer genre films like Knights of Badassdom, Everly, and Mayhem. Lynch is someone I’d love to see do a Marvel movie someday, just saying. Everly is an awesome film. Anyway, Point Blank is a remake of the 2010 French crime thriller by director Fred Cavayé about a nurse whose pregnant wife is kidnapped by a dangerous criminal who forces him to do his bidding.

The remake will be similar, with Mackie as “a nurse who’s forced to spring a wounded murder suspect from the hospital when the man’s brother kidnaps his pregnant wife and wants to make a trade. Grillo will play the wounded man who needs Mackie to keep him alive long enough to make the exchange. As you might imagine, dirty cops factor into the equation.” Adam G. Simon (of the Shia LaBeouf PTSD drama Man Down) wrote the script, with Joe Carnahan and Grillo producing.  [Collider]

Chloe Moretz Wants Nothing To Do With ‘Kick-Ass 3’ Because ‘Kick-Ass 2’ Was So Terrible

Recently Matthew Vaughn expressed a passion for continuing the story of Kick-Ass, and possibly launching a spinoff featuring the franchise’s breakout character, Hit-Girl. If he still has those plans he’ll have to do them without star Chloe Grace Moretz, who revealed at the Provincetown Film Festival that she has no desire to do a Kick-Ass 3 or anything involved with it because of how lousy Kick-Ass 2 was…

“I love the franchise, I think the first movie was really, really special. I wish the second one had been handled in a little bit of a different way. Because I think we were all kind of looking forward to something a little different than what happened with it all. As much as I love the character of Hit-Girl, I think she lives and survives in ‘Kick-Ass,’ and I kind of want to keep her there. I kinda wanna keep everyone’s mind in ‘Kick-Ass.’ So I don’t think there will be a ‘Kick-Ass 3,’ at least I don’t think with Hit-Girl in it.”

Nothing about Kick-Ass 2 felt right, especially the relationship between Hit-Girl and her platonic buddy and crime-fighting partner, Kick-Ass (Aaron Taylor-Johnson). Moretz is wrong, though, if she thinks the character can’t just be recast by Vaughn if he decides to move forward. I expect that’s exactly what he would do. Not that anybody could ever truly replace her. In our hearts she’ll always be the one and only Hit-Girl. [IndieWire]

‘The Last Jedi’ Derangement Goes Wild As Fan Remake Gains Steam

Is there such a thing as “The Last Jedi Derangement Syndrome”? If not, I think it should be an actual affliction suffered by those who just can’t let that damn movie go. At least it provides us with this ray of comic sunshine. A few weeks ago a Twitter account emerged, @RMTheLastJedi, which was beginning efforts to remake Rian Johnson’s Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Say what? While that sounds ridiculous all by itself, the details are even wackier.

They’ve pledge to cover the entire budget of remaking The Last Jedi, and claim to have producers willing to shell out $200M (!!!) to make that happen. Who in the blue Hell are these producers, anyway, who would be willing to run afoul of Disney???  Nobody, that’s who.  Anyway, they’ve also begun crowdsourcing efforts on their website, which boasts a big “WELCOME TO THE REBELLION” headline. And like all rebellions, they don’t even ask for your personal or financial information to sign up and pledge, which I’m guessing will make actually collecting the millions of dollars in supposed donations (!!!) a bit dicey. We’ll see.

The goal of the campaign is to “make a film that the fandom in general as a whole enjoys.” Damn, why didn’t Disney think of that, rather than making a movie they knew everyone would hate? That’s just bad business! 

Obviously this isn’t going anywhere. I mean…they know they have to get Disney and Lucasfilm’s permission for this, right? And how about hiring the actors back? They have to agree to it, too, don’t they? The whole thing has gone viral and caught the attention of Rian Johnson himself who feels the way that I do about this…

Fuck. Yes.

Lucasfilm Says Multiple ‘Star Wars’ Films In The Works, Not “On Hold”

Disney and Lucasfilm are doing a bit of damage control, folks. Funny how often they’ve had to do this since Star Wars was purchased by the Mouse House, but it seems to be a regular occurrence. Yesterday we learned of plans to put on hold all future A Star Wars Story spinoffs. No Solo sequel, no Boba Fett or Obi-Wan Kenobi movies…nothin’, at least for now. That set the Internet off, as you might imagine, although the mixed reaction probably wasn’t what Disney had expected.

Anyway, ABC News, which we must note is owned by Disney, says that reporting is inaccurate or premature at best, with multiple Star Wars film still in the works…

Instead, Lucasfilm told ABC News there are still “multiple” Star Wars films currently in development that have not been officially announced. Those projects are moving forward separate from an already-announced “Star Wars” trilogy being overseen by “The Last Jedi” director Rian Johnson and another series of movies from “Game of Thrones” producers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss.


If I wanted to nitpick I could point out A Star Wars Story spinoffs weren’t specifically mentioned, but I think the point is clear. It seems Disney is trying to get ahead of this story before others take it and run with it too far, which would put an ugly fog over every upcoming film.

On the other hand, Disney might have realized a lot of fans were happy to learn the spinoffs were shelved if it meant a tighter focus on core trilogies. Taking control of the narrative could be their way of coming up with a plan to please those fans, too. What’s that they say about trying to please everybody all of the time?

‘Reprisal’ Trailer: Bruce Willis And Frank Grillo Take On A Master Criminal

I’m willing to accept that Bruce Willis will sleepwalk his way through pretty much every movie he’s in now, even something like Death Wish. I’m not willing to accept him as the tough guy in a movie that stars Frank Grillo as a family man and bank manager. Nah, those roles should be reversed, but unfortunately that’s not what we get in Reprisal, a crime thriller that looks kinda awful, and yet it has me intrigued.

Directed by Brian Miller, the film finds Grillo as a bank manager haunted by a violent heist that got one of his employees killed. The criminal got away, so he turns to his neighbor (Willis), an ex-cop, to catch the bad guy (Johnathon Schaech) who stays one step ahead of them.

On paper this could be a lot of fun. Ridiculous? Absolutely, but I wouldn’t have it any other way with this cast.  Reprisal hits theaters and VOD on August 31st via Lionsgate Premiere.

‘It: Chapter Two’ Casts Xavier Dolan, Mary J. Blige Joins Horror ‘Body Cam’, Jamie Bell Boards ‘Rocketman’

In a surprising move, Canadian filmmaker/actor Xavier Dolan (Mother, Tom at the Farm) has joined the cast of It: Chapter Two. He’ll take on the supporting role of  Adrian Mellon, a gay man who is bullied in the town of Derry and then killed by Pennywise the Clown. Also boarding the impressive ensemble is Will Beinbrink (Queen of the South) in the role of Beverly Marsh’s abusive lover. They join a cast that includes Jessica Chastain, James McAvoy, Bill Hader, Bill Skarsgard, and more. Dolan recently wrapped on his English language debut, The Death and Life of John F. Donovan.  It: Chapter Two opens September 6th 2019. [Deadline]

Oscar nominee and R&B queen Mary J. Blige will star in the horror-thriller Body Cam, which is being described as Get Out meets End of Watch. I would normally scoff at a description like that, but the talent involved is very promising. The most recent script was re-written by Nic McCarthy and 12 Years A Slave‘s John Ridley, and behind the camera is Malik Vitthal, who directed the underrated drama Imperial Dreams which floored me at Sundance a few years ago. The story follows a group of LAPD officers terrorized by a malevolent spirit tied to the killing of a black teen by two white officers. The murder was captured on body cam footage but destroyed as part of a cover up. [THR]
Fantastic Four‘s Jamie Bell is in talks to join Taron Egerton in Elton John biopic, Rocketman. He’d be playing Bernie Taupin, a songwriter and one of John’s frequent collaborators, working with him on 30 albums over multiple decades. Directed by Dexter Fletcher, Rocketman is set to open on May 17th 2019. [Variety]

Review: Paul Rudd Strikes Out In ‘The Catcher Was A Spy’

*Note: This is a reprint of my review from the Sundance Film Festival. The Catcher Was A Spy opens tomorrow, June 22nd.*


The Catcher Was A Spy has a great story to tell. Mo Berg was a  veteran Major League Baseball player who, after he finally retired, somehow became a spy fighting for our side during WWII. It’s certainly intriguing to see how Berg could go from catching fastballs to hunting a German scientist, but despite a promising cast led by Paul Rudd, Paul Giamatti, Mark Strong, Guy Pearce, Jeff Daniels, and Sienna Miller, the film misses the strike zone by a wide margin.

Berg was more than just a baseball player for the Red Sox; he was brilliant man with multiple degrees and spoke many different languages, which made him something of an ambassador for the sport. He also had his share of secrets and was pretty good at keeping them, like his relationship with Estella (Sienna Miller), a woman he clearly has feelings for but keeps at arm’s length. Rumors persist that Berg is secretly a gay man, and one teammate actually seeks to expose him, but it’s a plotline that is quietly dropped and never seen again.

Berg’s baseball career is basically just a footnote, and director Ben Lewin (He was here a few years ago with The Sessions) and screenwriter Robert Rodat  focus on his being assigned by the U.S. military to assassinate Werner Heisenberg (Strong), a physicist they believe is developing an atomic bomb for the Germans. Sadly, the retelling of that story is pretty bland and lacks any urgency whatsoever for what amounts to a race to win the war.  Lewin seems out of his depth as a director of espionage and action, even while Howard Shore’s able score plumbs the shadowy depths of intrigue the film so readily wants to be.

But not only is Lewin unsuitable as a director, so is Paul Rudd badly miscast as Berg. He’s simply not the right actor for the kind of rugged film noir hero the role demands. Now if this were a parody or a WWII satire then Rudd would be your guy. And since he’s in every scene the entire movie topples and there really is no way to recover. Not even the supporting cast can do much to save it. All are fine, but that’s all…they’re just fine. The only ones I would say are badly misused are Guy Pearce and poor Sienna Miller, relegated to yet another thankless role as the forgotten woman beside an interesting man.

The Catcher Was A Spy does no favors to Mo Berg’s story, which is ready made for the big Hollywood treatment if put in the right hands.

Rating: 2 out of 5

Trump Jr. Fails To Get ‘Boundaries’ Pulled Over Peter Fonda’s Heated Rhetoric

As someone who spends as much time neck deep in politics as he does movies (or wrestling), I love it when two of my favorite things intersect. That leads me to this story, which is about some heinous comments made by actor Peter Fonda, out of rage over Donald Trump’s disgusting immigration policy that took children away from their families. He’s rightfully mad and I share that anger, so do millions of others. But Fonda, whose Twitter feed is regularly full of heated political rhetoric, took it too far when he attacked Trump’s son Barron, who hasn’t done shit to anybody…

“We should rip Barron Trump from his mother’s arms and put him in a cage with pedophiles and see if mother will will stand up against the giant asshole she is married to. 90 million people in the streets on the same weekend in the country. Fuck.”

That’s just a fraction of what he said, overall, but it was the tweet that caused Donald Trump Jr. to demand Sony cancel the release of next week’s road trip dramedy, Boundaries, which features Fonda in a small role.

Yeah, no. Sony Pictures Classics has decided to move forward with the film’s planned limited release, followed by an expansion next week.  Directed by Shana Feste, the film stars Vera Farmiga, Christopher Plummer, and Lewis MacDougall, centering on a mother and son who take a West Coast road trip with her estranged pot-dealing father. Having watched it just last night I can tell you that Fonda isn’t in the movie five minutes.  Here is Sony’s statement…

“Peter Fonda’s comments are abhorrent, reckless and dangerous, and we condemn them completely. It is important to note that Mr. Fonda plays a very minor role in the film. To pull or alter this film at this point would unfairly penalize the filmmaker Shana Feste’s accomplishment, the many actors, crew members and other creative talent that worked hard on the project. We plan to open the film as scheduled this weekend, in a limited release of five theaters.”


Sony isn’t exactly backing Fonda on this one, and nor should they. Look, when it comes to politics I believe in playing smashmouth football, and I could give a shit less about the vulgar things Fonda said about the others in Trump’s family. But Barron is a kid who has done nothing wrong, and to say he should undergo such horrible tortures because of his Dad’s actions is over the line. That said, it isn’t lost on me that Trump Jr. only gives a shit because he wants a liberal scalp to make up for what happened to Roseanne. He couldn’t help but mention her in his tweets, making it obvious where he’s coming from.  What’s funny is that their defense of her is that she has free speech and she shouldn’t have lost her job for being politically incorrect. They don’t seem to share that opinion when it’s coming from a liberal, though. It’s almost like they don’t really care about that stuff at all. 

All Trump Jr. has accomplished is to give Boundaries more buzz than it ever had. As if anybody gives a shit about Peter Fonda, anyway, right? Look for my review of the film next week. Sorry, Trumpsters.

‘Skate Kitchen’ Trailer: Jaden Smith Stars Alongside The Real-Life Skateboarding Crew

In case you didn’t know, today is national Go Skateboarding Day. For real. So grab your deck and grind the rails, kid. Anyway, that makes this the perfect day to debut Crystal Moselle’s skateboarding drama, Skate Kitchen, which debuted at Sundance and stars Jaden Smith alongside the real-life skate crew.

Moselle is best known for her acclaimed but controversial documentary, The Wolfpack, a film that I belive to be a complete work of fiction. So good thing that she’s now tackling her first narrative feature with Skate Kitchen, which stars newcomer and skateboarder Rachelle Vinberg as Camille, an introverted teen who joins the all-girl skate collective.  Jaden Smith plays the mysterious skater that she forms a tricky relationship with, no pun intended. Actual members of the Skate Kitchen crew are joined by co-stars Elizabeth Rodriguez (Logan) and Taylor Gray (Star Wars Rebels).  The film was nominated for Sundance’s NEXT Audience Award.

Skate Kitchen opens August 10th in select cities.