In today’s edition of “What the hell did I just watch?” we have the trailer for Haley Bennett’s latest film Swallow. If the intent of this trailer was to let you in on the creepy and dark nature of this films content I think it’s safe to say “Mission Accomplished”. I’m 100% certain that there are heaps of subtext contained within the film itself, which appears to be a film about a woman who is trying desperately to be what everyone wants her to be and deals with the stress of that by….well, by swallowing things one wouldn’t normally swallow. This is a real affliction, and the pressure women feel in this world is VERY real, I’m not trying to be a cynical asshole, I’m just saying this trailer is weird. They do an amazing job of creating that Twilight Zone effect, where everything seems serene and perfect but that one little detail is wayyyy off the norm. Very Fincher, which the trailer points out itself.
Head to a Disturbing and Dark Place with the Trailer for ‘Swallow’
Sundance 2020 Review: ‘The Glorias’, Julie Taymor’s Gloria Steinem Biopic Is Uneven But Engaging
Life’s road is jagged, never a straight line. That’s especially true for renowned feminist activist Gloria Steinem, whose life has always been colored outside of the boundaries. A biopic on her should be just as unconventional, which is why the hiring of Across the Universe and Frida director Julie Taymor for The Glorias was so exciting. And for some of the film Taymor delivers the magical realism and evocative visuals we’d hoped for, with multiple Glorias interacting with one another across multiple time periods. But just as often it slips into mediocre biopic conventions which do Steinem’s story a disservice.
A sprawling effort that encompasses the vast majority of Steinem’s life, The Glorias finds four different actresses portraying her through different stretches. We’re introduced to her as a child (played by Ryan Kiera Armstrong), raised by her ex-journalist mom and her father, a carnival barker/salesman (Timothy Hutton) who has a scheme to get out of every financial jam. Taymor and screenwriter Sarah Ruhl’s screenplay collides that Steinem’s nomadic upbringing with that of her as a teenager (played by Lulu Wilson), and as a young woman (Alicia Vikander) traveling through India. It’s there that she witnesses firsthand the injustices visited upon women on a global scale, helping to form the basis of the hopeful feminist hero she would later become. Following in her mother’s footseps, Steinem begins making waves in the male-dominated world of journalism, facing sexual harassment and discrimination even as she outshines and outsells her colleagues.
It’s during this youthful stretch where The Glorias is at its most engaging, both on a dramatic level and aesthetically. Scenes melt into one another, the many versions of Steinem interacting, giving one another advice and criticisms while journeying on a metaphysical bus to anywhere. Sometimes these dialogs hit a little too on-the-nose, others are buried under Taymor’s self-indulgence. A bizarre, unnecessary sequence finds a chauvinistic interviewer caught in the eye of a hurricane while the many Glorias are transformed into wicked Witches.
Taymor pulls in the reins as Steinem enters her forties (now played by Julianne Moore), conventionally hopping through one event to the next. We see the formation of the Women’s movement, the creation of Ms. Magazine, as well as Steinem’s many friendships with activists Bella Abzug (Bette Midler), Dorothy Pittman Hughes (Janelle Monae), and Wilma Mankiller (Kimberly Guerrero). All of these women of diverse backgrounds and philosophies would shape Steinem through to her impassioned speech at the first Women’s March, just as women’s rights were about to be under renewed threat.
Uneven but still an absorbing ride, The Glorias remains a testament to Gloria Steinem’s endurance as leader of a movement that continues to face opposition, and to the complexity of the road traveled to get where she is now.
Disney+’s ‘Falcon and the Winter Soldier’ Will be Here Sooner Then Anticipated!
Whew…after the finale of the too-short season 1 for The Mandalorian Disney+ subscribers were looking at a long stretch of nothing new in the original content department. Good news has arrived by way of a Deadline report talking about Noah Mills casting in the series. While it was originally stated that the first of the Marvel TV shows wouldn’t be making it’s way to the streaming platform until late 2020, Disney reps dropped that the show will go-live this August, just 7 short months away. I’m not sure what the story behind the changed dates is, but I wouldn’t be surprised to find out that this was driven by the subscriber drop after the conclusion of The Mandalorian. I mean, that would have been almost a full year of membership fees between shows, and if these original shows were your sole reason for subscribing it wouldn’t make sense to keep it during the down time.
In any event, I pray that this pushed up release date doesn’t result in rushing to finish the production and that the creative team is given the time they need to make sure this is done up to the standard that we’ve come to expect from Marvel.
Daniel Radcliffe Fights for Freedom in the First Trailer for ‘Escape From Pretoria’
Credit where credit is due, Daniel Radcliffe has gone to some pretty amazing lengths to break the Potter-brand since his days as “The boy who lived”. He’s headlined pretty much every genre at this point and done and admirable job in each. If you need any proof of this guys range you need look no further then the current trailers he has out at the moment. On one hand you have Guns Akimbo, a batshit crazy action flick where he plays a guy that has pistols bolted to his hands. On the other side of things there’s the just released trailer for Escape from Pretoria, which is based on the true story of a white South African man, Tim Jenkin, who was jailed as a terrorist for helping Nelson Mandela’s outlawed movement.
I’m all in on this, I mean who doesn’t love a good prison break movie, am I right? On my more politically minded side I’m always in favor of a film that explores South Africa during Apartheid. Of all the travesties of the last 100 years I’ve always felt like apartheid was one of the least represented and one that was most deserving of educating the public. If this trailer is to be believed we’ve got a socially relevant, tension filled, and well-acted film on our hands here folks.
Stylish New Poster for ‘The New Mutants’ Officially Released
One of the most anticipated movies coming out this year is definitely the latest installment in the beloved series of ‘X-Men’ films, ‘The New Mutants‘. The film was originally scheduled to be released all the way back on April 13, 2018. During the beginning of the year, it was announced that the film would ultimately be pushed back to February 22, 2019 in order to avoid being released close to Deadpool 2, another ‘X-Men’ related film. Then, it was delayed to August 2 to avoid coinciding with the release of yet another film in the franchise, the divisive ‘Dark Phoenix’.
But, at long last, it looks like we are finally going to be able to see what director Josh Boone has been cooking up for this horror-related superhero film. With the second official trailer being released just a few weeks ago, we now have a brand new poster released by 20th Century Studios. The poster, which can be seen above, features the main cast of the film against a cool blue backdrop with a stylish font reading the title of the film.
What is perhaps the most visually appealing aspect of the poster is the X-Ray effect that appears on certain sections on the characters’ faces, though. It definitely adds to the factor of this being a horror film and brilliantly teases what we can only hope is a movie that is worth the two year wait.
The New Mutants is scheduled to be released theatrically on April 3, 2020.
Quentin Tarantino Confirms He Won’t Direct ‘Star Trek’
A Quentin Tarantino mulls over his 10th and supposedly final movie, a wrench was thrown in the works when reports surfaced he might direct an R-rated Star Trek film. It seemed an unusual way to close out a career, and I think most of Tarantino’s fans have sorta blown off the idea, especially when it became known it would be Mark L. Smith (The Revenant) writing the script. Does Tarantino ever direct another person’s script?
In a recent conversation with Deadline, Tarantino puts the kibosh on any hopes he’ll be directing Star Trek. This despite his being a huge fan of Chris Pine, as revealed when he listed Unstoppable as one of the top movies of the decade.
“I think they might make that movie, but I just don’t think I’m going to direct it,” Tarantino said.“It’s a good idea. They should definitely do it and I’ll be happy to come in and give them some notes on the first rough cut.”
Smith’s script is still out there, so I guess it’s always possible Tarantino or someone else can come back to it. As we know, Paramount has moved on with a Star Trek reboot led by Lucy in the Sky filmmaker Noah Hawley, so things have moved past both Tarantino and Pine at this point. Whatever Tarantino does next, I think it’s safe to say it’ll be 100% his own movie and not part of a studio franchise.
Sundance 2020 Review: ‘Promising Young Woman’, Carey Mulligan Demands To Be Heard In Raging #MeToo Revenge Tale
If Emerald Fennell’s raging #MeToo era revenge film Promising Young Woman was just Carey Mulligan out for blood against predatory men, that would be pretty cool. I would be down for that movie. There’s so much going on here, though, that Fennell has in mind. She’s pissed off, and this is a pissed off movie with a pissed off protagonist in Cassie (Mulligan), a 30-year-old coffee shop employee who spends her nights as a vigilante of justice, luring “nice guys” in by pretending to be too-drunk to know what’s going on, and then seeing how far those gentlemanly men will go with her.
It’s a fun premise, and Fennell goes for it with gusto, bordering on the surreal. But there’s nothing outlandish about Cassie’s mission, or the anger she feels at a world too eager to dismiss female victims of assault and give men a free pass to live their lives. The women they leave in their wake get no such accommodation; for some of them, their lives are over. Cassie knows this intimately. The vengeance she seeks isn’t for her, it’s for someone close to her who is now gone, but Cassie’s life has been over just as much since the attack occurred.
Cassie was top of her class in med school before everything went south. Now she’s lonely, depressed, and living at home with her concerned parents (Jennifer Coolidge and Clancy Brown) who aren’t shy about wanting their daughter to move on. That’s not going to happen, though. She’s got a job to do, and woe to the men who pick her up, staggeringly drunk, from the club and offer her a ride home; or the guy who ignores her pleas to go home and instead offers her cocaine before shoving his hand inside her; or the men who raped her friend and video taped it, then got away scott-free.
Fennell’s twisted mind has her casting these heinous men with non-threatening actors such as Adam Brodie, Christopher Mintz-Plasse (McLovin? Say it ain’t so!!), Max Greenfield, and more. But there’s one man who may not be so bad and may even pull Cassie away from her life of retribution, and that’s the pleasantly dorky Ryan (Bo Burnham), a former college classmate who has been carrying a torch ever since. As their relationship deepens, a question begin to emerge: Why should Cassie believe any of these men are as good as they claim? The world has already proven it doesn’t want to believe women, or it holds them responsible for making themselves vulnerable to attack. The excuses are ready-made to let guys off the hook: She shouldn’t have had so much to drink; She was asking for it; It was his word against hers and innocent until proven guilty.
The tone swings violently, but never gets out of Fennell’s control. At times moody and sorrowful, it also borders on fantasy during Cassie’s happy romantic interlude. Anytime people are jamming out to the vapid sounds of Paris Hilton, something outside the bounds of real-life must be going on. There’s never a moment that feels inauthentic, however, as shameful as that might be. The things men say and do, Cassie’s rage, all of it is uncomfortably real and demands to be addresed.
Carey Mulligan is too-perfect for the role of Cassie, with her disarming beauty and slight frame, she looks like an easy mark. But she’s nobody’s prey, and Mulligan is more than equipped to show the price that comes with Cassie’s vengeful actions. With Margot Robbie as one of the movie’s producers, one can easily see her taking on the role. Cassie even dons very Harley Quinn-esque dress when in damsel mode. Apparently, the guys can’t resist a woman with rainbow hair.
Promising Young Woman is a movie that takes big risks; some of them payoff and some of them don’t. However, you have to admire the sheer ballsiness of them, including a final act that goes so far beyond our expectations it’s guaranteed to cause a shit storm of debate. This is a movie that is willing to go above and beyond to be heard. The time for conversation is over, the time for action is now.
Box Office: ‘Bad Boys for Life’ Stays On Top, ‘The Turning’ Falls Flat
1. Bad Boys for Life (review)- $34M/$120.6M
Don’t ever say there’s no power in nostalgia, after breaking January records in it’s opening weekend Bad Boys for Life proved you don’t have to be a Gentleman to stay at #1 while this week’s new releases failed to break the top 3
2. 1917 – $15.8M/$103M
3. Dolittle – $12.5M/$44M
4. The Gentleman (review)- $11.03M
Guy Ritchie’s films have never had that kind of broad appeal that pulls #1 spots at the box office, still, failing to break the top 3 with a certified “Fresh” film must sting a little bit. A classic example of audiences saying they don’t want the same old thing but failing to support original films. Ah well…
5. Jumanji: The Next Level– $7.9M/$283M
6. The Turning – $7.3M
Ooof. Talk about a false start. Starting outside the top 5 is never good, poor Mackenzie Davis is having a terrible year following up Terminator: Dark Fate with The Turning, don’t worry Ms. Davis, your talent will shine through. Also a tough weekend for Finn Wolfhard, who’s had a rose-colored career up until now. Welcome to the real world little man, not to worry I’m sure Ghostbusters: Afterlife will make up for this.
7. Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker– $5.1M/$503M
8. Little Women – $4.7M/$93.7M
9. Just Mercy – $4M/$27M
10. Knives Out – $3.6M/$151.8M
Sundance 2020 Review: ‘Save Yourselves!’, A Hilarious Alien Invasion Comedy That Needs To Be On Your Radar
I think we all imagine the worse when we turn our phones off. That’ll be the moment something important happens and we’ll be the last to know. Well, the worst actually does happen in the hilarious, spaced-out comedy Save Yourselves!, in which a too-plugged-in couple goes off the radar for a few days and all Hell breaks loose. As in the planet gets invaded by aliens. That look like Tribbles.
The whole thing is strange, and perfect for our social media-obsessed culture in which many of us can’t bother to put our phones down during dinner. Su (GLOW‘s Sunita Mani) and Jack (Search Party’s John Paul Reynolds) are two such people. They’re so ruled by the technology at their disposal, they can’t have an argument without having to shut down Alexa first. But thankfully, Save Yourselves! isn’t a movie where we are constantly wondering whether these two are meant to be together. From the opening moments, as they lay tangled up in one another on the couch flipping through their phones, Su and Jack are a perfect mess of adult insecurities, but they’re sure about one another. You have no idea how refreshing that is to find at Sundance.
It’s the success of an enterprising friend who unplugged from social media and started a worthwhile humanitarian effort that inspires Su and Jack to get away and find themselves. No phones, no social media, no contact with the outside world. It’s during this week-long forest excursion that, shocker, an alien invasion occurs and probably the only two people in the world who don’t know shit about it are Su and Jack, who are busy realizing how woefully ill-equipped they are as people of nature. Whether it’s Jack’s lame attempts to play lumberjack (he’s no good at doing man things) or Su’s many relationship quizzes, they exist in their own little bubble that will feel familiar and comforting, if also a little bit sad at how much they don’t know, having spent so much time relying on technology to do everything. When Jack suddenly gets the random urge to build a fire, we know immediately it isn’t going to go well, and sure enough, must be the bad wood” is his excuse when it doesn’t.
Easily the funniest movie I’ve seen at Sundance this year, Save Yourselves! is the brinchild of writer/directors Alex Huston Fischer and Eleanor Wilson, who have designed this wonderful little story that feels much bigger with a DIY aesthetic that charms throughout. The alien attack can’t help but be a thing of comedy when the invaders look like Poofs you might buy on Wayfair. They prove deadlier than they look, the film is not without its share of casualties and at least one surprising twist that forces Su and Jack to take on a responsibility neither may be equipped for, and can’t just look up on Youtube.
Ironically, Save Yourselves! is a film that’ll live and die on social media buzz, so here’s hoping my little corner of the Internet is enough to help spread the word about a movie you won’t want to miss out on.













