Andrew Garfield Is Still Denying ‘Spider-Man: No Way Home’ Rumors: “I’m F*cked”

Andrew Garfield knows there’s nothing he can say convince people he’s not in Spider-Man: No Way Home. This is a sentiment he’s expressed before, and despite refuting the rumors over and over again, they have persisted. In fact, it’s gotten worse with the recent trailer’s release. So what’s the guy to do? Keep on denying, that’s what, while admitting that shit would be pretty cool if he, Tom Holland, and Tobey Maguire actually did show up in the same movie.

“I understand why people are freaking out about the concept of that because I’m a fan as well. You can’t help but imagine scenes and moments of ‘Oh, my God, how [frick]ing cool would it be if they did that?’” he told Variety. “But it’s important for me to say on the record that this is not something I’m aware I am involved in. But I know I’m not going to be able to say anything that will convince anyone that I don’t know what’s happening. No matter what I say, I’m f*cked. It’s either going to be really disappointing for people or it’s going to be really exciting.”

Hey look, it’s possible he’s actually not in the movie. That said…he’s in the damn movie. I mean, come on! Of course he is! No way Marvel lets this fan-popping opportunity slip out of their grasp!

Garfield will be seen next in The Eyes of Tammy Faye, which opens later this month. Spider-Man: No Way Home opens December 17th.

Travis Hopson has been reviewing movies before he even knew there was such a thing. Having grown up on a combination of bad '80s movies, pro wrestling, comic books, and hip-hop, Travis is uniquely positioned to geek out on just about everything under the sun. A vampire who walks during the day and refuses to sleep, Travis is the co-creator and lead writer for Punch Drunk Critics. He is also a contributor to Good Morning Washington, WBAL Morning News, and WETA Around Town. In the five minutes a day he's not working, Travis is also a voice actor, podcaster, and Twitch gamer. Travis is a voting member of the Critics Choice Association (CCA), Washington DC Area Film Critics Association (WAFCA), and Late Night programmer for the Lakefront Film Festival.