I swear, this is really a trailer for Deadpool 2, not just some super silly prank by Ryan Reynolds. You won’t think so at first because before you get to the actual footage there’s a disturbingly long, but sorta brilliant, tribute to serene art icon Bob Ross. But don’t give up, once you get past Reynolds’ shenanigans the trailer is there and it’s pretty badass.
Toldja. While all too brief, what we do see features tons of guns, our first glimpse at Zazie Beetz in action as Domino, Negasonic Teenage Warhead sporting a new ‘do that only makes her more awesome, and a brief look at new addition Julian Dennison of Hunt for the Wilderpeople. What we don’t get? Anything of Josh Brolin as Cable, which is disappointing, but I guess they’re holding him for an actual trailer and not a teaser hidden inside of a Bob Ross skit.
Here’s the brand new synopsis which also might be a joke: After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover.
Deadpool 2 opens June 1st 2018.