Another year down, another year introducing us to all-new characters and their stories as we continue in the world of Peak TV. Some new streamers came along to change the game not only with a plethora of nostalgia, but also some new original content (cough, cough: Disney Plus), but also cable and even network TV remind us all that they are the OG and they all force us to stay glued to our couches night after night. While there have been hundreds of new TV shows that have given some great content, we’re gonna narrow this down to the top 15 of the year.
Before we dig into the great ones, there are a few honorable mentions that need to be notified as they were also awesome: The Politician (because Ryan Murphy can write pretty much anything well), What We Do In The Shadows (who doesn’t want “vampires meets The Office?), The Passage (a fun vampire post-apocalyptic show with a young black girl as the “chosen one” to save humanity from vampires), Kingdom (ancient zombies in feudal South Korea… nuff said) and The Twilight Zone reboot (as Jordan Peele continues his plans for world domination and shackling his comedic bits as he slowly takes on every genre) are just a few shows that came this year that deserve our attention, even if they aren’t the best of the best.
Here are the 15 best new shows that premiered in 2019….
15. Desus and Mero (Showtime)
While not “technically” a new show, Desus Nice and The Kid Mero continued their podcast-turned-free form television show that was on Viceland over to Showtime. Now with a bigger budget, sketches, and a studio audience, Desus & Mero has the chance to be the “number one show on late night” as the two unique personalities just sit on the couch and talk about politics and pop culture twice a week. Their first episode has AOC herself stop by and hang out with the “Bodega Boys.” Such other guests have been Corey Booker, Lil Nas X, Megan Rapinoe, Zendaya, and they even got Pete Buttigieg to drink beer out of a brown bag with them on the street in the Bronx and taking shots with Kirsten Gillibrand and Elizabeth Warren at bars. While they are stepping up into the big time, they are still quintessentially Bronx to the core and make for a very funny and entertaining show.
14. See (Apple TV+)
On paper, See should not work. It’s built on the premise that somehow in the future, mankind loses the ability of sight. What makes the show so interesting is the world-building that went into it. Here we see a fully functioning society that somehow can still hunt, forage, explore, and of course, fight with each other over resources. Basically, it’s a world full of Matt Murdocks who live their everyday lives. One thing the powers that be in this world don’t like, people born with the gift of sight as they are branded as witches. This leaves Baba Voss (Jason Momoa, who can’t not play a badass warrior) to protect his wife’s children along with his mentor played by Alfre Woodard as they flee from an evil queen, who has the most unique form of prayer I’ve ever seen on screen (hint hint, it’s either masturbation or receive oral sex as part of a religious ritual… I said the show was weird and interesting!). The world-building and the action help make See something you wanna “see.”
13. Daybreak (Netflix)
With The Walking Dead doing its 10th (and probably one of its best) season this year, one might think we are tired of zombie TV shows. But with such shows like Kingdom (as mentioned in the Honorable Mentions) and Black Summer that came this year, shows that the genre really isn’t stopping anytime soon. How does one make a zombie show that is original and sets it apart from the others? Why, you make Daybreak, a high school comedy that breaks the 4th Wall more times than Deadpool does. Daybreak follows Josh who is trying to live his best life after bombs drop and turn every adult into zombie-like creatures called “Ghoulies,” which leaves the high school kids of Glendale California to live in a Mad Max-style world where the high school cliques have evolved into “tribes:” “The Jocks”, the “Cheermazons,” the “Golf Club,” and the “Tribe of Kardashia” to name a few. Daybreak captures how high school kids would act in a world they have to rule surrounded by zombies in a Mad Max-meets-Lord-of-the-Flies-meets-The Walking Dead kind of way. It’s very funny and the writing is sharp (except the last episode), and a shame the show was canceled after 1 season.
12. Genndy Tartakovsky’s Primal (Adult Swim)
Animation folks love them some Genndy Tartakovsky. After all, he’s made some hits like Dexter’s Laboratory, Samurai Jack, and countless others. Dude’s a legend at this point, so it’s natural to be excited for whatever he creates next. While I’m not the biggest contemporary animation fan, word of mouth said that his next hit would be strong, so I opted to give Primal a shot. Man, that was interesting and fun! Set in a prehistoric world where cavemen, dinosaurs, and ice age creatures all exists (just run with it) Primal focuses on two antagonists, a caveman, and a juvenile female Tyrannosaurus, who are united by tragedy (as both of their families are killed by a larger predatory dinosaur) and pretty much go on adventures together throughout the prehistoric landscape. The episodes have no dialogue, as the caveman and dinosaur can’t really “speak” to each other, so they nonverbally communicate with each other and grow as friends and help each other get out of many crazy situations, whether that be hunted by raptors, hunted by wooly mammoths, or hunted by other cavemen. The show is full of bloody violence, and great animation and forces you to care about two unlikely companions who can’t even say hello to each other, but completely get each other.
11. The Umbrella Academy (Netflix)
2019 was the year the Disney pretty much “Thanos snapped” all the Marvel movies and shows away from Netflix (as they were launching their own streaming service, Disney Plus) and while fans were upset about many of the Defenders leaving Netflix, the streaming giant already had backup plans. In addition to purchasing Millarworld (which gives them tons of IP to work with), the streaming giant also adapted Gerard Way’s (yes that Gerard Way) The Umbrella Academy comic book. In the late 80s, 43 women across the world (who weren’t pregnant at the beginning of the day) gave birth to children. Seven of those children were “purchased” by a billionaire (who may or may not be an alien) and trained them to become a superhero team with the purpose of saving the world. But these kids are all kinds of screwed up having been raised and pushed to be superheroes. As they grew up they grew apart and are forced to reunite when their “father” dies and then one of them teleports after having been lost due to his time-traveling powers (not aged a day in 30 years) and tells them that they have to save the world together. Now this band of misfits not only has to once again get along with each other, but they have to save the world. They have to do this while being hunted by time-traveling assassins as well who have to ensure that history unfolds. The show is bonkers and a lot of fun as each character has their own drama to deal with as well as work with their “siblings” to save the day.
10. Russian Doll (Netflix)
What started as a brainfart between Leslye Headland, Amy Poehler, and show lead Natasha Lyonne, Russian Doll turned into one of Netflix’s recent hits. Centering on a very bad case of Groundhog’s Day, software engineers Nadia Vulvokov has to continue to endlessly relive her 36th birthday as she continues to die somehow during the party her friends threw for her. Of course, as time continues, she learns the ropes, tries to avoid things, and then gets thrown yet another curveball to die again and again. Of course, this is only happening to her, only for her to learn another person is also going through the same time loop and the two try and work together to solve their time loop problem, but also help each other solve other problems in each other’s lives. Nadia lives a self-destructive life while Alan lives a life that’s boring and takes no risks. Essentially, they need each other to help each other become better people. Very well written, at times it’s hilarious and then becomes heartbreaking in the same beat. Russian Doll is a keeper for Netflix.
9. Emergence (ABC)
Every year network TV puts out a mystery event show. Most of the time, it’s just a poor man’s Lost. But every now and then, we get a show with that kind of shows up out of nowhere with mystery, intrigue, suspense, and great characters like Emergence. Centering on a small a mysterious plane crash in Long Island, when a young girl emerges from the crash site without a scar, nor any memory of how she got there and the police chief (Allison Tolman) who is trying to figure things out. Soon enough, there’s a government/corporate conspiracy concerning not only the crash, but the young girl as well. Unlike other mystery shows that draw out for long seasons to start to give you answers, Emergence tells you rather quickly in the first season that the young girl is not a girl at all, but an artificial intelligence in a realistic cybernetic body, and she has superpowers. Each episode continues to operate from that baseline, and it gets each week gives you another cliffhanger to try and theorize about until next week!
8. Doom Patrol (DC Universe)
Having already appeared in the first season of DC’s Titans in their own episode that sorta acted like a backdoor pilot, fans were already excited to see how the famed team from comics would fare on the small screen. After all, they were weird, like… too weird! But somehow the show works and is a lot of fun. The team of Doom Patrol consists of Robot Man (and guy who’s brain is literally in a robot’s body), Crazy Jane (a woman with 64 separate personalities, all with different powers), Rita (a former actress now that the gift/curse of shapeshifting, and not the good kind), Negative Man (after being hit by radioactive energy has a “negative” spirit inside him), and Cyborg (who we all know from Justice League, and the Teen Titans comics/cartoons, just younger) as they are led by The Chief. The season starts with The Chief being kidnapped by Mr. Nobdy (Alan Tudyk CHOMPING up the scenery and a 4th wall breaking insane supervillain and is having a lot of fun doing so) and the group has to go and rescue him. The show definitely earns its TV-MA rating as there’s sex (in one episode Flex Mentallo uses his reality-warping powers incorrectly and forces hundreds of people to have a simultaneous orgasm with hilarious results), and plenty of cursing and violence, but the characters are very enjoyable and relatable to. Each episode deals with a person or a feeling related to the plot, with the word “Patrol” in it (example: Therapy Patrol when they all did group therapy and Jane Patrol when they dug deep into Jane’s past). A lot of fun, and surprisingly full of heart. The episode “Danny Patrol” introduces “Danny the Street,” a sentient, genderqueer teleporting street that offers refuge to the LGBTQ+ community and has one of the most emotional cover of “People Like Us” that elevates the entire show! Doom Patrol is a must-have and if DC Universe continues shows like this, they’ll be in great shape.
7. Good Omens (Amazon Prime)
Based on the novel by Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, Good Omens deals with an angel named Aziraphale (Michael Sheen) and a demon named Crowley (David Tennant), who have been enemies-turned-friends since the creation of Earth and when they find out that the Antichrist and Armageddon are about to finally start, they decide they like living here and plot to prevent the biblical apocalypse. They not only have to find and stop the Antichrist, but also deal with angels from heaven and demons from hell, who are trying to stop them and ensure the apocalypse happens. Gaiman also served as the showrunner, so that Good Omens captures his vision from the book, and even added things that weren’t in the book to further flesh things out. Both Sheen and Tennant are bringing their A-Game as they are a delight to see in action. The best thing about the show is their relationship, whether it’s out of respect, platonic, or romantic (and there are plenty of shippers who want Crowley and Aziraphale to be a romantic couple), the show allows Tennant and Sheen’s chemistry to shine and they are great in this. With the book over, there’s a demand for a second season for the show, and why not?
6. The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (Netflix)
In 1982, puppeteers Jim Henson and Frank Oz directed a “small” fantasy film called The Dark Crystal. Since then, it’s gained cult status for the great effects and very mature storyline, but sadly there hasn’t been anything in the world of Thra since the original film. The Jim Henson company never gave up on revisiting this world and after a failed film attempt, Netflix agreed to produce a prequel tv series. In an age where pretty much everything is CGI, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance is a breath of fresh air as it goes back to basics in the most brilliant way. Using puppets and other practical effects, the new series shows us the world of Thra just before the evil Skeksis completely took over and almost destroyed the world. The voice acting (includes Sigourney Weaver, Taron Egerton, Nathalie Emmanuel, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Simon Pegg, Keegan-Michael Key, Mark Hamil, Awkwafina, Lena Headey, Mark Strong, to say just a few) is outstanding and helps accompany the impeccable puppeteering work. They even have puppets put on a puppet show, which almost made my brain melt. You’d be surprised how attached you can get to puppets as you get sunk into the very strong and interconnected (like a puppet version of Game of Thrones) plot and storyline threads. The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance shouldn’t work as our expectations for storytelling have moved beyond puppeteering, yet this show is outstanding and left us binging through it multiple times.
5. Euphoria (HBO)
Look, I was in high school and it was wild, but not THIS wild! Loosely based on an Israeli series of the same name, Euphoria shows an honest and full out there look at contemporary high school life in suburban California, as students navigate sex, sexuality, drugs, and other social issues in everyday life. Singer/actress Zendaya steps away from her Disney girl image and plays Rue a recovering addict who returns back to home and school after a stint in rehab. First off, let’s just give Zendaya her Emmy now, as she goes through many emotions and gives one hell of a performance throughout the first season. The show hosts a wide range of characters as kids at her school who are also going through various issues as well. The writing is very good as is the acting, especially from Alexa Demie as Maddy and Hunter Schafer and Rue’s friend/lover Jules, is very good. The show actually casts Schafer, a transgender actress to play a transgender character, showing that Hollywood is finally moving in the right direction and not casting others to play that role, allowing some real representation. Euphoria has many adults wondering if contemporary high school life is as crazy as it is on the show, which many kids across the country are saying it is in fact, very real. Either way, the rich storylines, and honest look at how the youth think and feel, Euphoria is a great program.
4. The Mandalorian (Disney Plus)
Since their purchase of Lucasfilm, Disney has hit a few hurdles when it comes to Star Wars. While I’m one who unabashedly loved The Last Jedi, there are many who didn’t. Solo’s box office numbers were lower than expected as well. Many wondered if a Star Wars TV show would actually work, but damn The Mandalorian is a fun time. Jon Favreau along with producers Dave Filoni, and Colin Wilson have made a compelling weekly show in the Star Wars universe that didn’t mention a Skywalker. With episodes directed by Dave Filoni, Rick Famuyiwa, Bryce Dallas Howard, Taika Waititi, and Deborah Chow (who will be the showrunner and director for the Obi-Wan show, which I’m VERY excited for), each episode of The Mandalorian is expertly done. They also made Star Wars, which is often described as a “space western” and ACTUAL space western as it has a completely gritty western vibe throughout the show. Focusing on a nameless Mandalorian (we do get his name in the finale), goes on missions to collect a bounty for the good of his tribe, but then one fare he retrieves changes everything (for both the show and for pop culture in general) when he finds “The Child” that we have collectively decided to call Baby Yoda. After saving The Child “Mando” then has to go into hiding since he broke his bounty hunting rules, as well as continue doing his bounty hunting activities. The show is rich with plenty of Star Wars Easter Eggs for fans, and a direct correlation to all the films as well as the Clone Wars and Rebels cartoon show. Pedro Pascal performs great as the bounty hunter, but the big star is the small puppet that the country has fallen in love with. Long live Baby Yoda!
3. The Boys (Amazon Prime)
Imagine a world where superheroes actually exist. How would they really act? Would they be heroes who save cats out of trees for no money and out of the goodness of a job well done? Hell no! They’d be millionaires working for large corporations and would have a sense of entitlement that knows no limits. This of how we idolize our entertainment stars and athletes, and multiply that by a million, that’s the world of The Boys. Based on the comic written by Garth Ennis and Darick Robertson, The Boys deals when Hughie’s girlfriend is killed by a “hero” from The Seven (a Justice League/Avengers analog) and not only doesn’t get punished, doesn’t have any remorse, this leads Billy Butcher to seek him out and have him join “The Boys,” a group of ex-CIA agents who have just about had it with super-powered beings thinking they can do whatever they want and seek justice in their own hands. We get to see some super-powered people and despite the image as heroes, they are drug addicts, rapists, and straight-up sociopaths, especially Homelander (Antony Starr) who is what would happen if you meshed Captain America and Superman, and made them into terrible, psychopathic, narcissistic person, who everyone loved and believed in, yet didn’t care one bit for. Karl Urban shines as Billy Butcher, who REALLY hates “supes” and gleefully enjoys killing them. The show shines a light at our own celebrity-obsessed culture as well as what it takes to stay at the top. While at times over the top, The Boys is just pure awesomeness.
2. When They See Us (Netflix)
I have already given When They See Usmuch praise for how it examined the case of the Central Park 5, now the Exonerated 5 and painted a very human face of 5 innocent young men. The show is almost perfection in regards to directing, writing, and acting. Ava Duvernay put a lot of heart into making this project a reality and gave these young men the honor they are due. Jharrel Jerome won an Emmy for his portrayal of Korey Wise in the final episode, and rightfully so! It was a tour de force. All of When they See Us is exceptional and really strong and bold filmmaking that needs to be told.
1. Watchmen (HBO)
There are so many ways to potentially screw this up, why touch greatness? After all, Watchmen is the comic book holy grail. Alan Moore’s original graphic novel is considered by some as the best comic book/graphic novel ever written. Zack Snyder did a film based on the comic (with mixed results), so why would HBO try and do Watchmen again? And would it be good? Good God Watchmen is so friggin good!!!! From the opening scene showing the world about the Tulsa Race Massacre from 1921, and in most cases introducing America to a shameful thing it did (and should have been taught in history books). I did not expect Watchmen to be so…. BLACK!! Like, really black! Like, #watchmensoblack was trending afterwards. The hero is a black woman, and the enemy is literally white supremacy. The show made some bold choices in the subject matter, and completely nailed it from start to finish!
The show is a sequel to the original comic book (so you can ignore the Snyder movie if you want), as its 30 years since the events of the comic unfolded and nuclear war was prevented via a telepathic exploding space squid hoax. Robert Redford is president, and he enacted reparations, which caused all sorts of strife with the 7th Kalvary (a white supremacist group inspired by original comic “hero” Rorschach, much to the rage of some on the internet, but at the same time makes sense) and the police (who to protect their identity now wear masks vigilante-style). Regina King shines as Angela Abar (Zendaya’s only real Emmy competition) as does Jean Smart as former Watchmen member Laurie Blake, now an FBI agent who hunts down vigilantes. Time Blake Nelson as Looking Glass (AKA “Mirror Guy’), Lou Gosset Jr, Jeremy Irons (who is having a blast as Ozymandius the “smartest man in the world), and Hong Chau (who steals the show as Lady Trieu the “smartest woman in the world” who “doesn’t do remixes), are all in rare form! Yahya Abdul-Mateen II’s profile continues to elevate as he did the perfect rendition of Dr. Manhattan. While the original comic the heroes tried to stop something too big for them: nuclear war, this time our heroes have to face something equally too big: racism and race relations.
The show swings for the fence in ways just not done anymore. The Hooded Justice and the Doctor Manhattan origin stories are flawlessly directed episodes and it’ll be a damn shame if they don’t get Emmys next year. In 9 dynamic episodes, Damon Lindelof and his team of writers were able to create a perfect season of television, but deliver a Watchmen story that would please fans, and might even make Alan Moore pleased (yeah that’s a tall order, but one can hope). It feels so new and fresh, yet still completely anchored to the source material and once again, tells a fascinating story. I can’t think of a TV show in years that knocked it out of the part its first season so flawlessly! Lindelof already said he’s not that interested in coming back for a second season if he didn’t have a good story to tell. If he doesn’t want to come back, I’m completely fine with this being the only season of the show. It’s that damn good!
I’ve already bought up the entire first of Funkos for The Mandalorian, and now, just days after the season came to an end, the second wave is already available for pre-order! Have they not a single care in the world for my limited bank account? Because obviously there’s no way to ignore these latest Pops, especially when Werner Herzog’s The Client is one of them.
How else are you ever going to get a Werner Herzog Funko? They aren’t doing a Jack Reacher line anytime soon.
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One of the things I love most about The Mandalorian is that its tentacles run deep into Star Wars lore, but mostly stays away from the Skywalker Saga. Instead, it leans into plotlines established by Dave Filoni in The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels series. However, going into the second season, which we know will arrive sometime in Fall 2020, we could be seeing some familiar faces from the big screen trilogies show up.
This info comes from Deadline, which sources “insiders” who say The Mandalorian season two will include “several established characters” from the Skywalker Saga.
What does this mean, exactly? Hopefully, it doesn’t mean appearances from Luke Skywalker, Leia, or Han Solo. The Mandalorian takes place shortly after events of Revenge of the Jedi, meaning those characters would be much younger than the actors playing them are now. The only way this would work is if they are seen in hologram or maybe heard over a transmission. Recasting them with different actors is out of the question. I have a feeling, given the Gamorrean tease by creator Jon Favreau, what it means is an appearance by Jabba the Hutt and those associated with the criminal underworld. Perhaps even Darth Maul?
This is part four of my Top 100 Movies of the 2010s! The process of coming up with this list damn near broke me, so do me a solid and check out the earlier stuff, too. Thanks!
40. The Wind Rises (2013)
Director: Hayao Miyazaki
We now know The Wind Rises was not the final film from legendary Studio Ghibli founder Hayao Miyazki, as he has a new one coming out next year. But if it were, he couldn’t have chosen a better film with which to go out on top. As complete and fully-realized as any biopic that emerged this decade, the film tells the story of engineer Jiro Hirokoshi, a dreamer who would ultimately design the Zero Fighter plane used during the war. The aeronautical details are fascinating in and of themselves, but so is Hirokoshi’s personal story as an obsessive artist in love with his craft and the one woman who accepted him for who he was. There’s been a lot of controversy over what the film doesn’t say, but none of that matters in the long run. All I know is every time I watch this, which is often, I find myself spending hours afterwards digging up info on Hirokoshi’s life. I just don’t want the story to end.
39. Selma (2014)
Director: Ava DuVernay
Cast: David Oyelowo, Andre Holland, Carmen Ejogo, Tom Wilkinson, Common, Tessa Thompson, Stephan James, Wendell Pierce
Thank goodness for Ava DuVernay. Remember this was going to be a Lee Daniels joint at first? In only her third feature, DuVernay showed the skill of a seasoned veteran, boiling down a few months in Martin Luther King’s campaign for voting rights into a profound statement on the power of people to affect change. Refusing to conform to standard biopic pitfalls, Selma lets us in on the ground floor of King’s movement, putting us in touch with the immediacy of his cause. Depicted with warmth and commanding presence by David Oyelowo, King is honored but never idolized; the cracks in his armor seen in tense struggles with his wife Coretta, President Lyndon Johnson, and his own supporters. But through all the human frailties arose a powerful leader. And chalk up another win for cinematographer Bradford Young, whose vivid imagery captures the urgency of the time. With so much going on in this country right now in terms of race relations, the importance of an inspiring, relevant, and yes extremely crowd-pleasing film like Selma can’t be overstated.
38. Ex Machina (2015)
Director: Alex Garland
Cast: Oscar Isaac, Domhnall Gleeson, Alicia Vikander
The best sci-fi is weird, funny, and forces us to think about our current society in a different way. Ex Machina does all of these things, plus it has the most awesome dance scene of the decade. At times a mental struggle between Gleeson and Isaac, who are playing two sides of the human debate on artificial intelligence; and other times a psychological thriller led by Vikander’s Ava, it’s a film that never fails to twist our expectations as it goes in increasingly weird directions. An expansion of ideas Garland laid out in 2010’s underrated Never Let Me Go (It very nearly made this list), Ex Machina explores what being human truly means in a world sustained by the artificial.
37. Blade Runner 2049 (2017)
Director: Denis Villeneuve
Cast: Ryan Gosling, Harrison Ford, Ana de Armas, Robin Wright, Sylvia Hoeks, Jude Law, Carla Juri
I never expected Blade Runner 2049 to be a blockbuster smash. It was stupid for anybody to think it would be. But like Ridley Scott’s classic 1982 film, vindication will soon come, for Denis Villeneuve’s robust, breath-taking sequel is superior to the original. As cinematographer Roger Deakins paints one indelible image after another, finding astounding beauty in this ruined future civilization, a haunting neo-noir emerges that touches on themes of loneliness, desire, corruption, and greed, just as its predecessor did, but filled with the hope that humanity always endures even when we least expect it. That Villeneuve and Gosling have occupied so much space on this list is totally unintentional, by the way. The two of them pretty much owned the decade.
36. Inception (2010)
Director: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page, Tom Hardy, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Ken Watanabe, Cillian Murphy
The final scene of Christopher Nolan’s masterfully manipulative mind-bender Inception still has people debating its meaning today. Nolan melds a seemingly simply action-thriller inside a winding narrative that plays with time and memory in much broader ways than he ever did with Memento years earlier. Like The Matrix more than a decade earlier, Inception’s visual and conceptual impacts are far-reaching, but it’s also just a damned entertaining movie if you want to leave the heavier stuff behind!
35. Black Panther (2018)
Director: Ryan Coogler
Cast: Chadwick Boseman, Michael B. Jordan, Letitia Wright, Lupita Nyong’o, Danai Gurira, Forest Whitaker, Andy Serkis, Angela Bassett, Winston Suke
Any movie that can make millions of people attend dressed like extras from Coming to America gets a thumbs up from me. The baddest, blackest movie of the decade was Marvel’s Black Panther, which brought kickass superhero action, diversity, and social awareness to the MCU. Finally giving the MCU its first multi-layered villain, Michael B. Jordan’s Erik Killmonger is a revolutionary with a warrior heart, a Malcolm X to T’Challa’s Martin Luther King. The ideological war between them is just as exciting as the physical one, giving this film an extra dimension of drama that carried it all the way to the Oscars.
34. The Wolf of Wall Street (2013)
Director: Martin Scorsese
Cast: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey, Rob Reiner, Kyle Chandler
My first thought after the credits rolled on Martin Scorsese’s 3-hour symphony of greed and depravity was, “How in the hell did this not get an NC-17 rating”??? Seriously, there are so many heinous acts committed in this constantly hilarious film, by none other than Hollywood golden boy Leonardo DiCaprio, that you need to see it multiples times just to properly sort them all out. When midget tossing is on the low rung of the immoral totem pole then that’s really saying something, but let’s just say cocaine gets snorted out of more orifices than I think it was ever meant to. While Goodfellas is clearly the model here in just about every respect, the film treads its own path in the story of Wall Street whiz kid Jordan Belfort, who starts from nothing before becoming top don at the craziest brokerage firm in the world. Besides DiCaprio, the film is bolstered by great supporting turns by Jonah Hill, Rob Reiner, and a chest-thumping Matthew McConaughey.
33. Hell or High Water (2016)
Director: David Mackenzie
Cast: Chris Pine, Jeff Bridges, Ben Foster
Stupid me for thinking screenwriter Taylor Sheridan couldn’t match the heights of Sicario. His lean yet muscular neo-Western is a tale of loyalty, poverty, and desperation, a recurring theme in many of the decade’s best movies. Complicated men tangle with inconvenient moral codes, and Sheridan, along with director David Mackenzie, offer no easy resolutions for the audience. Do we champion the bank-robbing brothers, who see themselves as modern day Robin Hoods taking back what has been stolen from the people? Or do we side with Jeff Bridges’ gritty, dogged, racist sheriff who belittles his half-Comanche/half-Mexican partner, who knows all too well the history of white men taking what they want from his people? There’s so much to unpack, and Hell or High Water hits its themes hard and without mercy.
32. Skyfall (2012)
Director: Sam Mendes
Cast: Daniel Craig, Javier Bardem, Judi Dench, Naomie Harris, Ralph Fiennes, Ben Whishaw
Best Bond movie ever? I’m probably the wrong guy to make such a claim since 007 was always more of my Dad’s bag than mine, but Skyfall is simply incredible. Beginning with the fact it was directed by Sam Mendes, who along with cinematographer Roger Deakins gave the franchise an artistic flair it never had. The set pieces were simply stunning, setting the mood for a film with undeniable personal stakes for James Bond. The lackluster followup Spectre only reminds us that Skyfall is the highlight of the Daniel Craig era, and perhaps for the character as a whole.
31. Frank (2014)
Director: Lenny Abrahamson
Cast: Domhnall Gleeson, Michael Fassbender, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Scoot McNairy
I was down with Frank from moment I heard it was about “Michael Fassbender under a giant papier-mache head”. It’s that kind of boldness, that willingness to embrace something so weird that makes Lenny Abrambson’s (who would go on to direct Room) exploration of creative genius and insanity so lovable. Domhnall Gleeson plays a hopeless musician who falls in with a quirky band of weirdos led by the titular masked singer, who may or may not be a complete lunatic. While he latches on to their creative energy without bringing much of his own, he also tries to push them into the mainstream, which doesn’t go over so well with the band. From the searing soundtrack (performed live by the cast) to the off-kilter tone, Frank celebrates individuality in all its forms while quietly lamenting those who crave conformity.
30. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
Directors: Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman
Cast: Shameik Moore, Jake Johnson, Hailee Steinfeld, Brian Tyree Henry, Mahershala Ali, Nicolas Cage, Lily Tomlin, Zoe Kravitz, John Mulaney
The best Spider-Man movie of the decade wasn’t by Marvel Studios, it was by Sony Pictures. And nope, it ain’t got nothin’ to do with Andrew Garfield. 2018 was the most diverse year in comic book movie history and it was led by a black/Latino kid named Miles Morales, and through him we are reminded of all the things that make Spider-Man the greatest of Stan Lee’s creations. He’s just a regular kid, and while he doesn’t have an Uncle Ben level tragedy in his life, Miles has his own problems to deal with having to do with his mixed-race heritage. That’s something we’ve never seen in a Spider-Man story on the big screen before. With an array of colorful characters, terrific humor, and kinetic animation, Spider-Man has never been this good cinematically and I hope it’s just the beginning.
29. The Descendants (2011)
Director: Alexander Payne
Cast: George Clooney, Shailene Woodley, Robert Forster, Judy Greer, Amara Miller, Matthew Lillard
Other than Sideways, which has the benefit of being about two guys getting drunk, I feel like Alexander Payne movies quickly fade from memory. Not necessarily from the people who saw them, but they do tend to get overlooked by the larger film community. I would put The Descendants in that category. A heartwarming, funny, empathetic drama set on the gorgeous islands of Hawaii, it features what I think is George Clooney’s finest performance as a father who must care for his two rebellious daughters after an accident leaves his cheating wife in a coma. Bittersweet to the core, humor is used to deal with the grief Clooney’s character is carrying throughout, a delicate balancing act pulled off by Payne and writers Jim Rash and Nat Faxon. I think people need to check this one out again.
28. The Dark Knight Rises (2012)
Director: Christopher Nolan
Cast: Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Michael Caine, Anne Hathaway, Anne Hathaway
Unfairly judged because it’s not The Dark Knight, Christopher Nolan’s franchise finale The Dark Knight Rises deserves credit for being a true ending to Batman’s story. Nolan doesn’t let the franchise linger on with endless sequels, even though Warner Bros. would try and get him to do so. Instead, he positions Christian Bale’s Batman as more than just some vigilante terrorizing the Gotham streets, but a righteous hero who literally gives up his body facing down a superior, unstoppable foe in Tom Hardy’s gravelly-voiced Bane. When he finally hangs up his cape and cowl and settles down for a drink with the elusive Selina Kyle, we’re there with him because he deserves a chance at happiness after everything he’s sacrificed.
27. Mudbound (2017)
Director: Dee Rees
Cast: Jason Mitchell, Carey Mulligan, Jason Clarke, Garrett Hedlund, Rob Morgan, Mary J. Blige
Walking out of the Sundance premiere of Dee Rees’ powerful post-WWII drama, the first thing I said was “That film is winning Best Picture.” Ultimately, I was completely wrong on that, but it doesn’t take away from Mudbound‘s searing look at race and how poverty binds so many of us together. Two poor families, one black and one white, whose lives intersect because of one muddy piece of land and a war their sons (Jason Mitchell, Garrett Hedlund, both amazing) are called on to fight. But the bond that forms between the two soldiers upon their return is one forged of mutual respect that goes beyond race. There’s a harsh reality that comes intruding in on that friendship, and when it does it’s an ugly reminder of how little has actually changed.
26. Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (2012)
Director: Lorene Scafaria
Cast: Steve Carell, Keira Knightley, Melanie Lynskey, Derek Luke, William Peterson, Connie Britton
Probably the most light-hearted movie about humanity’s destruction you’re likely to find, Lorene Scafaria’s directorial debut (she later directed something called Hustlers. Heard of it?) is basically two fantastic movies rolled into one Her trademark ear for realistic dialogue is put to great use by Steve Carell and Keira Knightley, who find surprising chemistry as two people who discover one another during the Earth’s final days. A charming, tender love story about making the most out of life, regardless of how much of it is left. A perfect example of a movie I loved the first time and has only grown more dear to me over the years.
25. Logan (2017)
Director: James Mangold
Cast: Hugh Jackman, Dafne Keen, Patrick Stewart, Richard E. Grant, Stephen Merchant, Boyd Holbrook
One of my least favorite Wolverine comics becomes the best Wolverine movie. In his tenth (!!!) performance as the clawed berserker X-Man, Hugh Jackman finally finds the honorable warrior within the feral mutant. James Mangold delivers a violent, R-rated neo-Western that serves as a perfect goodbye to Jackman’s run as Wolverine, while introducing a worthy successor in Dafne Keen’s X-23. I’m still waiting for the X-23 payoff, folks. Probably not gonna happen.
24. Beats, Rhymes & Life: The Travels of A Tribe Called Quest (2011)
Director: Michael Rapaport
There are only three documentaries that made my list, and of course this one would be at the top. I have always worshipped A Tribe Called Quest. They are hip-hop royalty and an integral component of my teenage years. Michael Rapaport’s documentary, which arrived at a time when the group had gone through reconciliation after years of conflict, was every bit as reverential as I wanted it to be. You can feel the passion Rapaport has for the group and their music, but also for them as individuals. That also means you can feel his pain in documenting their split. However, in that moment when they are reunited on stage and everything falls into place just like the old days, it is a moment of pure joy that goes beyond simple fandom. I’ll forever remember this movie for giving me the opportunity to interview Phife Dawg a few years before his death. It was a surreal moment for me, meeting one of my idols, and it was everything I hoped it would be.
23. Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015)
Director: JJ Abrams
Cast: Daisy Ridley, John Boyega, Oscar Isaac, Adam Driver, Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher
Admittedly, I’ve soured a little bit on The Force Awakens and its director JJ Abrams, but it would be a lie to pretend it’s not a great film. Looking back on it now, its reliance on nostalgia was exactly where Abrams should have gone, but he takes steps to move the franchise forward with new characters like Rey, Finn, and Poe Dameron. The right balance was struck, and my love of Star Wars was rekindled as it never had been before.
22. First Reformed (2018)
Director: Paul Schrader
Cast: Ethan Hawke, Amanda Seyfried, Cedric the Entertainer
I had no idea what to expect with First Reformed, but it wasn’t much. Paul Schrader hadn’t made a movie worth seeing in years, Ethan Hawke is hit ‘n miss with me, and the religious subject matter isn’t at all up my alley. And yet I was hooked right from the start, as Hawke’s troubled Protestant minister grapples with his faith both in private, where he keeps a journal of his most sacrilegious thoughts, and in public where he can hardly hide his disdain for the world. It’s a fascinating, complex descent into spiritual oblivion that Hawke carries on him like the entire weight of the universe is on his shoulders. One of the few movies I saw this decade that you could show to a dozen different people and get a dozen different opinions about, which has only made me appreciate it more.
21. The Spectacular Now (2013)
Director: James Ponsoldt
Cast: Miles Teller, Shailene Woodley, Brie Larson, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Kyle Chandler
When I get asked why I make it a point to attend the Sundance Film Festival every year, the answer is because of movies like The Spectacular Now. What struck me right off the bat was how far it sets itself apart from other teen romances. The teens all look and sound like normal everyday people, not the easily recognizable stereotypes we see perpetuated constantly in any number of similar movies. Showing the emotional range he had only recently displayed opposite Nicole Kidman in Rabbit Hole, Miles Teller plays life-of-the-party high school senior Sutter Keely, with Shailene Woodley as the shy and disarming Aimee Finicky. We’re treated to their courtship, which evolves naturally from mentorship, to friendship, to eventual romance, but from there it goes into unexpected territory as Sutter’s personal demons threaten to engulf them both. Directed with an observant eye by James Ponsoldt, it’s probably the closest any film has come to matching the sincere tone of those great John Hughes movies we all love. The Spectacular Now deserves to be in the same conversation with all of them.
*New Mutants director Josh Boone has revealed on social media that a new trailer arrives on Monday, January 6th. The April 3rd 2020 release date remains the same, as well, so it looks like this thing is definitely a go and will be in theaters.* Check out the post followed by the original story below.
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When all is said and done, might The New Mutants actually be good? And maybe even an official part of the MCU? A few months ago that seemed unlikely. Even before Fox’s acquisition by Disney, Josh Boone’s X-Men spinoff was in a state of flux, with reports of massive reshoots to reshape the movie’s horror tone, some reports of on-set problems between cast members, and more. That nobody seemed to know the movie’s future was a huge red flag. Would it end up on Hulu where it could be brushed aside like the other non-Kevin Feige Marvel projects out there?
Well, according to comics legend and New Mutants artist Bill Sienkiewicz, there’s good news ahead for fans of Marvel’s young team of X-Men. Sienkiewicz told Kevin Smith that a trailer is on the way, and to him that shit looks great…
“I don’t know if I’m even allowed to mention any of this, but I will say that the New Mutants film, if you’ve heard anything about it the last couple years… two days ago, I heard from Josh Boone, the director. And he sent me a new trailer. They’ve been working on it, and it is phenomenal. I got chills. It looks like, because of the whole Disney-Fox merger, takeover, whatever … it’s got the blessings of Marvel. And it feels more Marvel in terms of what they’re doing, but also the horror elements of the film are in place.”
Okay, so we can’t take that as gospel or anything, but Sienkiewicz gets some backup from a source we can definitely trust; Josh Boone.
So the next trailer for The New Mutants arrives in January, which means the movie is absolutely going to be released…at some point, and in some unknown form. We still aren’t entirely sure it’ll hit the April 3rd 2020 release date, or if it’ll be a theatrical release, Hulu, or maybe even Disney+.
Despite Boone and Sienkiewicz’s confidence, is The New Mutants really where Marvel wants to introduce the idea of mutants into the MCU? I’m not so sure, but if Feige is giving it the greenlight, and considerable tinkering has been done, then maybe it can fit into his grand scheme?
What exactly is going on with Star Trek 4? This has been one of the big questions of 2019 as Paramount has struggled to figure out what’s next for the iconic sci-fi franchise. At one point they had hired SJ Clarkson to be the first female Star Trek director ever, but contract disputes with Chris Pine and a returning Chris Hemsworth put the kibosh on that. Then we began to hear about an R-rated film directed by Quentin Tarantino, but that seems to have taken a backseat to a new sequel by Lucy in the Sky director Noah Hawley.
While Hawley’s film appears to be in the pole position right now, we don’t even have assurances what that will be, and series actor Simon Pegg doesn’t know, either. In an interview with GoldDerby, Pegg say he’s not even sure Hawley’s film will be Star Trek 4, and thus may not include him, Pine, or anybody from the “Kelvin timeline” created by JJ Abrams…
“I don’t know anything about it. I think Noah Hawley’s been hired to write something for ‘Star Trek,’ which is very exciting. He’s a brilliant writer and always creates interesting stuff. Whether or not we’re involved with that, I don’t know. I don’t think so and I don’t think Noah’s thing is necessarily going to be ‘Star Trek 4.’”
Pegg made it clear that he’s totally uninformed on the matter and is “talking out of my ass as usual”, but it says something that so much uncertainty remains about one of Paramount’s most important franchises. The suggestion seems to be that Hawley’s movie, or perhaps even Tarantino’s, could be spinoffs with brand new casts. It’s been diminishing returns on Star Trek, with 2016’s Star Trek Beyond grossing a low of $343M.
I blame myself. For a minute there I let myself get excited about the prospect of Uncharted actually moving forward with Bumblebee director Travis Knight, after years of directors and stars dropping out of the video game adaptation. Well, nope. Nope. Not happening. Knight is out, and the search for a new filmmaker is on.
Deadline has the news of Knight’s departure, and it basically boils down to scheduling conflicts with star Tom Holland. Holland will play adventure seeker Nathan Drake in the adaptation of Naughty Dog’s hit video game franchise. However, Holland has another, much bigger role coming up as some guy named…Spider-Man? Yeah, the third Spider-Man movie shoots next summer and that has required Sony to delay production on Uncharted. Unfortunately, Knight has his own shit going on and he had to jet.
Fortunately, the film is keeping Holland, as well as Mark Wahlberg as Drake’s mentor, Sully. Wahlberg had originally been set to play Drake back in an earlier version of the project. That’s how long they’ve been trying to make this damn thing. Previous directors who have come and gone on Uncharted include David O. Russell, Neil Burger, Seth Gordon, Dan Trachtenberg, and Shawn Levy.
I don’t know why this news has caught so many by surprise, but for some reason it has. We’ve known for years that Adam Sandler’s deal with Netflix has seen him putting out some real stinkers that subscribers were tuning into in droves. Sandler’s comedies have routinely been at the top of Netflix’s most-watched original programming, and so it stands to reason that the first decent comedy he made with them should be, too. That’s right, Murder Mystery is the Netflix champion of 2019.
Netflix dropped the ranking of their most-watched programming, and Murder Mystery is right at the top. We don’t know any hard data on how many watched the reunion of Sandler and Jennifer Aniston, but it’s worth taking this info with a serious dose of salt. Netflix gets their rankings “based on accounts that choose to watch two minutes or more of a title during its first 28 days on Netflix in 2019.”
So let’s say you flipped on Murder Mystery, then dropped the remote and couldn’t turn it off for a couple minutes, that counts as a view. I’m not saying that’s what happened, because this is actually a pretty fun movie that people probably sought out, just making it clear Netflix has some pretty big caveats.
I’m more disappointed by the TV rankings, which finds Ava DuVernay’s When They See Us in the middle of the pack, and Raising Dion just cracking the top 10. Do better, people!
Overall Ranking 1) Murder Mystery 2) Stranger Things 3 3) 6 Underground 4) The Incredibles 2 5) The Irishman 6) The Witcher 7) Triple Frontier 8) Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile 9) The Umbrella Academy 10) The Highwaymen
Film Ranking
1) Murder Mystery
2) 6 Underground
3) The Incredibles 2
4) The Irishman
5) Triple Frontier
6) Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile
7) The Highwaymen
8) Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
9) Ralph Breaks the Internet: Wreck-It Ralph 2
10) Secret Obsession
TV Ranking
1) Stranger Things 3
2) The Witcher
3) The Umbrella Academy
4) Dead to Me
5) You Season 2
6) When They See Us
7) Unbelievable
8) Sex Education
9) 13 Reasons Why Season 3
This is part three of my Top 100 Movies of the 2010s! The process of coming up with this list damn near broke me, so do me a solid and check out the earlier stuff, too. Thanks!
60. Paddington 1 & 2 (2014, 2017)
Director: Paul King
Cast: Ben Whishaw, Hugh Bonneville, Sally Hawkins, Jim Broadbent, Brendan Gleeson, Nicole Kidman, Hugh Grant
Do you know ANYBODY who dislikes the Paddington movies? No, really, do you? Because if you do know somebody who scoffs at these movies and their undeniable, full-throated sweetness and joy, cut them from your life. The marmalade-obsessed bear isn’t the most obvious literary character to win over the hearts and minds of a cynical world, but with these two excellent hybrid films all we can do is keeping the next one is even better. And then the next one, and then the next one.
59. Beasts of No Nation (2015)
Director: Cary Fukunaga
Cast: Idris Elba, Abraham Attah
Cary Fukunaga’s devastating war film would be too tough to watch if it wasn’t so beautiful. To see children losing their innocence in a shower of blood and bullets is unbearable but that’s the point; to make you think about the real costs of armed conflict around the world. On a side note: Idris Elba is so damned charismatic here I woul probably follow him into certain doom.
58. The Kings of Summer (2013)
Director: Jordan Vogt Roberts
Cast: Nick Robinson, Gabriel Basso, Moises Arias, Erin Moriarty, Nick Offerman, Megan Mulally
Jordan Vogt-Robert’s impressive directorial debut The Kings of Summer may take some of its cues from 1980s childhood classics The Goonies and Stand By Me, but it quickly becomes apparent this quirky, funny little gem is doing its own thing. This timeless and slightly surreal comedy stars a handful of unknowns in Nick Robinson, Gabriel Basso, and the goofy Moises Arias, as friends eager to get out from under their parents’ shadows (including the gruff and hilarious Nick Offerman) by building their own home in the woods and living off the land. Subverting the genre and shattering preconceived notions all the way, the adults and kids are given equal consideration without a hint of irony, taking us on a journey that is both funny and poignant. But more than that, it’s refreshing to see a comedy that doesn’t take the cinematography for granted, and The Kings of Summer is a genuinely beautiful movie with big, sweeping sun-kissed images that will burn into your memory.
57. X-Men: First Class (2011)
Director: Matthew Vaughn
Cast: James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Jennifer Lawrence, Nicholas Hoult
Oh, my precious X-Men. That it takes this long to get to the first X-Men movie should tell you something about the future of the franchise from this point on, but First Class was one they definitely got right. A reboot that got the taste of The Last Stand out of our mouths, the film roots the never-ending conflict between mutants and humans to the Cuban Missile Crisis, giving these films a historical context we never knew it needed. With an A-list cast that brought fresh life to the mutant superteam’s origin, not to mention the debate between Xavier and Magneto, this laid the groundwork for what would eventually be the franchise’s zenith in a few years.
56. Spring Breakers (2013)
Director: Harmony Korine
Cast: Selena Gomez, Ashley Benson, Vanessa Hudgens, James Franco, Rachel Korine
James Franco gives head to a gun at one point in Harmony Korine’s wild, neon spectacle Spring Breakers. Reason enough for me to put it in my Top 10, along with Franco’s unforgettable drawl “Spring break forever, ya’ll!” that is unquestionably the quote of the year. Some have been quick to write off the film as just another look at teen rebellion and excess, and while those are indeed factors there’s a lot more going on beneath the surface. Looking like it was set on fire by candles made of Starbursts, the film and its army of half-naked starlets tosses aside any notions of normalcy and rips away at the facade of American culture. There’s nowhere safe from the corrupting influence of sex, drugs, and violence; and while these are familiar ideas for Korine we’ve never seen them presented quite like this.
55. Columbus (2017)
Director: Kogonada
Cast: Haley Lu Richardson, John Cho, Michelle Forbes, Parker Posey, Rory Culkin
I haven’t had a movie come out of nowhere and floor me the way Columbus did in a very long time. Going into it with little expectations, actually, zero expectations since I heard it was boring, this small-town drama set in the architecturally-rich town of Columbus, Indiana is anything but. Another coming-of-age story following a female lead, it stars Haley Lu Richardson as a brilliant young woman, obsessed with architecture, who longs for an escape to a more exciting place. She connects with a Korean man, played by John Cho, who is stuck in town caring for his ailing father. This is a love story, but not like you would think. The romance here is purely intellectual, not physical, as the two relate to one another as equals, learning from each other and becoming better people as a result of their friendship. It may not sound exciting, and trust me I know this film isn’t for everybody, but Kogonda’s gorgeous directorial debut proves as unique and priceless as the buildings he so lovingly captures.
54. Ford v Ferrari (2019)
Director: James Mangold
Cast: Matt Damon, Christian Bale, Noah Jupe, Tracy Letts, Jon Bernthal, Caitriona Balfe, Josh Lucas
In my favorite scene of James Mangold’s incredible, action-packed Ford v Ferrari, Tracy Letts’ Henry Ford III gets taken on the ride of his life in the GT40 MK. Thinking he’s man enough to handle it, Ford is shaken, rattled, and rolled into tears, not of terror but of pure joy. That’s how I felt, having been reminded that big-budget studio can be both wildly thrilling popcorn entertainment and well-crafted human drama. Sometimes we overstate that Hollywood doesn’t make movies like this anymore, but it’s really true in this case. Studios just aren’t willing to take a gamble, even with stars the caliber of Damon and Bale, but it paid off and I hope this is a sign of things to come.
53. I Saw the Devil (2011)
Director: Kim Jee-woon
Cast: Choi Min-sik, Lee Byung-hun
The revenge genre has been around since cinema’s beginning but it has found a special place with South Korean filmmakers. We have Park Chan-wok’s Vengeance Trilogy (including the classic Oldboy) as an example, but it’s Kim Jee-woon who subverted the drama with his sadistic thriller, I Saw the Devil. In the story of a man seeking bloody vengeance against the psychopath who murdered his fiancée, and thus becomes even more of a psychopath in the process, no other film goes to such twisted, perverted lengths to show how meaningless revenge truly is. This is one seriously fucked up movie and that’s why I love it.
52.Moonlight (2016)
Director: Barry Jenkins
Cast: Trevonte Rhodes, Ashton Sanders, Mahershala Ali, Naomie Harris, Janelle Monae, Andre Holland
Moonlight tells a story rarely seen, that of a gay black man’s coming to grips with his sexuality, with all of the care and sensitivity it deserves. As we’ve begun to see the black cultural community embrace its queer side, I think we have Barry Jenkins to thank for opening up the pathway to acceptance.
51. Before Midnight (2012)
Director: Richard Linklater
Cast: Ethan Hawke, Julie Delpy
What comes next after you get the storybook ending? A true collaborative effort between Linklater, Hawke, and Delpy, Before Midnight is the finale (?) to their beloved trilogy that began with 1995’s Before Sunrise. In that story, we see Hawke’s Jesse and Delpy’s Celine capture the magic that comes with finding that perfect someone, the sheer energy and excitement of recognizing a kindred spirit. That feeling was rekindled a decade later with Before Sunset, but Before Midnight is what happens when “Happily Ever After” is met with the harsh reality of marriage, kids, boredom, and miscommunication. It’s not always easy to watch, but what this film shows better than most is the work that goes into keeping that magical feeling alive. There will inevitably be bumps in the road, but the payoff is always worth it.
50. Attack the Block (2011)
Director: Joe Cornish
Cast: John Boyega, Jodie Whitaker, Alex Esmail, Franz Drameh, Luke Treadaway, Nick Frost
That movie where Finn and Doctor Who team up to battle space aliens, Attack the Block crossed the pond and hit like a laser blast. Leaning hard on nostalgia from the Amblin era, this hyper-kinetic sci-fi invasion film nevertheless was a brand new experience, following a South London street gang (and their thick accents!) as they try to protect their rundown ‘hood. With fantastic shadowy creatures, inventive chase sequences, and tons of one-liners, this was a huge statement film for Joe Cornish. Unfortunately, he vanished from the spotlight until very recently, but we can thank him for giving us this movie and for launching John Boyega’s career.
49. Black Swan (2010)
Director: Darren Aronofsky
Cast: Natalie Portman, Mila Kunis, Vincent Cassel, Winona Ryder, Barbara Hershey
A stark, bracing melodrama, paranoid thriller, and Cronenberg-ian body horror all rolled into one, Black Swan is Darren Aronofsky at his most untamed. Returning to his pet theme of pathological obsession, Aronofsky twists the Swan Lake narrative into a twisted horror of Freudian proportions, with Natalie Portman offering a career-best performance as a ballerina whose need to be the best causes a break from reality.
48. Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Directors: Joe & Anthony Russo
Cast: Chris Evans, Robert Downey Jr., Scarlett Johansson, Anthony Mackie, the entire MCU basically
Sometimes I just need a movie that feeds my hungry fanboy soul. I could care less about the whole superhuman registration subplot. Just more punching, more heroes punching! More Black Panther! More Spider-Man! More more more! Civil War is one of those films that just gets how cool it is to be making superhero movies, and brings the fun of the printed page onto the screen. The plot is big and unnecessarily unwieldy, as if needs to justify the ridiculousness of a dozen Avengers beating up one another for ten minutes. Of course, nothing makes that fight make any sense at all, but who cares when it’s so damn cool?
47. La La Land (2016)
Director: Damien Chazelle
Cast: Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling
Damien Chazelle marries his obvious love for the past with respect for the present in this classic tale of Hollywood dreamers looking to make it big. From the brilliantly choreographed opening number to the bittersweet finale, La La Land takes you on a heart-swelling romantic journey, made all the better for starring the irresistible Emma Stone and Ryan Gosling.
The most stinging rebuke of the failed war on drugs is also one of the decade’s most white-knuckle experiences. As Emily Blunt’s naive young agent falls down the rabbit hole of violent government excess and corruption, exemplified by an overconfident handler (Josh Brolin) and mysterious “bird dog” (scariest Benicio Del Toro ever, and he was The Wolfman!) we can’t help but feel the same futility she must have felt. No other film captures the governmental corruption and failure of the decade better.
45. Drive (2011)
Director: Nicolas Winding Refn
Cast: Ryan Gosling, Carey Mulligan, Albert Brooks, Oscar Isaac, Christina Hendricks, Bryan Cranston
How badly did you want one of those cool silk scorpion jackets after seeing Ryan Gosling rock it in Drive? Shit yeah I wanted one. This movie is just a straight-up jazz, stylish and brazenly masculine as fuck because that’s all Nicolas Winding Refn knows how to be. Sure, it’s not a true action movie like some thought it would be, but the raw emotional core there as we see this troubled loner grasp for a lasting human connection is powerful stuff.
44. Beasts of the Southern Wild (2012)
Director: Benh Zeitlin
Cast: Quvenzhane Wallis, Dwight Henry
I’ll never forget the year Beasts of the Southern Wild premiered at Sundance. It had emerged out of nowhere, this vibrant and magical New Orleans fairy tale with no big names and an unfamiliar director, and it just took Park City by storm. You simply couldn’t get a ticket after that first screening. I had to damn near fight to see it, and that fight was absolutely worth it. Benh Zeitlin set himself as a future star, creating modern-day mythology out of the disasters of Hurricane Katrina. Zeitlin is only just now returning to the fold, and I don’t know if I can forgive him for making us wait so long. Hmph.
43. John Wick (2014)
Director: Chad Stahelski
Cast: Keanu Reeves, Michael Nyqvist, Ian McShane, Alfie Allen, Adrianne Palicki, Lance Reddick
I know, I’ve cheated with franchises elsewhere but in the case of John Wick, none of the sequels have come close to the bullet-riddled flick that started them all. Who would’ve thought that the murder of a beloved puppy would kickoff such a symphony of violence, with Keanu Reeves twirling and blasting Russian baddies with the grace of a ballet dancer. If it weren’t for The Raid, these would be the best action films of the decade, but I feel pretty good about Reeves as the action star of the decade.
42. Gravity (2013)
Director: Alfonso Cuaron
Cast: Sandra Bullock, George Clooney
A true technical marvel, it can’t be overstated what Alfonso Cuaron accomplished with Gravity, a film that endured a troubling production process to become one of the year’s biggest hits, and an experience I think defines what going to the movies is all about. If movies are designed to take us into a world we can never hope to experience ourselves, then Gravity is the closest any of us will ever get to being in space. Cuaron captures the terrifying beauty of space in all its glory, fully immersing us into the impossible journey home of two stranded astronauts, played Sandra Bullock and George Clooney. What Cuaron accomplishes is so far-reaching that it’s easy to overlook the contributions the actors make, but Clooney’s reservoir of charm is the perfect balance to Bullock’s desperation.
41. Thor: Ragnarok (2017)
Director: Taika Waititi
Cast: Chris Hemsworth, Tessa Thompson, Mark Ruffalo, Cate Blanchett, Tom Hiddleston, Karl Urban, Taika Waititi
I can’t tell you what happened in the first two Thor movies they were so damned dull, but Thor: Ragnarok gets it that Asgardian super gods are kinda silly. So why not have fun with it? Long live The Revengers! Fans love this movie so much Marvel did something they’ve never done and gave one of their solo Avengers a fourth movie, and I hope this was just a taste of how weird it’s going to get.
Given that the final message of Cats is that “a cat is not a dog” (Thanks, Dame Judi!) it seems appropriate to further dogpile on failed musical. According to Deadline, Tom Hooper’s latest is projected to lose Universal at least $70M when all is said and done. That buys a lot of catnip.
This guesstimate is based on around the idea of Cats making $100M worldwide, plus $55M from rentals, premium cable/streaming, etc. I would argue that number will be higher simply because of the curiosity factor. People may not have been willing to buy a ticket, but they’ll rent the shit out of this thing, get high to it, and repeat. Plus, I don’t know if future sales from midnight screenings, paired up with The Room or Rocky Horror or something else bizarre, can be factored in. The budget was roughly $100M, and if you’re including advertising costs it goes up to $225M which gives us the approximate $70M loss.
It’s worth noting that Variety is projecting losses over $100M, basing that largely on the movie’s pathetic $38M haul after just two weeks.
These things are always iffy, and like I said, I kinda expect this movie to have a long post-theatrical life as a cult favorite. The point is Cats, as of right now, is a monumental fail. Will we still look at it that way in ten or twenty years? Maybe Old Deuteronomy can look into the future and let us know?